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It's a pleasure to be doing a show for Comedy Central. Traditional networks would cast me as the head of a household with 16 children, which I find extremely offensive because there are 18 kids in my family.
~ Carlos Mencia
Because
Cast
Central
Children
Comedy
Comedy Central
Doing
Extremely
Family
Find
Head
Household
Kids
Me
Networks
Offensive
Pleasure
Show
Traditional
Which
Would
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It's not hard to lose weight.
~ Carlos Mencia
Hard
Lose
Weight
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Just because my name is Carlos Mencia, don't think my show is going to be about the difference between Mexicans and white people.
~ Carlos Mencia
About
Because
Between
Difference
Going
Just
Just Because
Mexicans
Name
People
Show
Think
White
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My ancestry is really weird, because my great grandfather was from the Cayman Islands, and then his father was from England. But I lose track at that point.
~ Carlos Mencia
Ancestry
Because
England
Father
Grandfather
Great
Great-Grandfather
His
Islands
Lose
Point
Really
Then
Track
Weird
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My birth name is Ned Mencia.
~ Carlos Mencia
Birth
Name
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My choices are made out of love. When I go on stage now, I want to make people happy. I mean, when I get hecklers now, I'm nice to them!
~ Carlos Mencia
Choices
Get
Go
Happy
Love
Made
Make
Mean
Nice
Now
Out
People
Stage
Them
Want
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My comedy is about, lift yourself. See reality. Change the reality if you don't like it. But if you can't, then deal with things as they are because crying about it isn't going to change anything.
~ Carlos Mencia
About
Anything
Because
Change
Comedy
Crying
Deal
Going
Lift
Like
Reality
See
Then
Things
You
Yourself
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My favorite place is Maui. It's almost perfect there - the people, the weather, just everything. No matter how busy you are, when you get to Maui, you chill and relax.
~ Carlos Mencia
Almost
Busy
Chill
Everything
Favorite
Get
How
Just
Matter
People
Perfect
Place
Relax
Weather
You
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Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.
~ Carlos Mencia
Black
Calls
Dare
Does
Guy
He
How
Jeff
Joke
Jokes
Like
Many
Me
Might
Nobody
Redneck
Something
Soon
Telling
Think
Totally
Unfair
Wants
You
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On stage, I'm really, really tall. I'm five-foot-9, but on stage, I'm, like, six-foot-5.
~ Carlos Mencia
Like
Really
Stage
Tall
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One of the better moments in life is when you get your own car.
~ Carlos Mencia
Better
Car
Get
Life
Moments
Own
You
Your
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People live in a place called Tornado Alley - and they're surprised when they get hit by a tornado. I'm sorry when they get hit by tornadoes, but when you live in Tornado Alley you can't really claim surprise.
~ Carlos Mencia
Alley
Claim
Get
Hit
Live
People
Place
Really
Sorry
Surprise
Surprised
Tornado
You
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People that love me, love me. But the people that hate me really hate me.
~ Carlos Mencia
Hate
Love
Love Me
Me
People
Really
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Shows I've done in war zones are the greatest. The first time I was in Iraq, I kid you not, I felt so uncomfortable having the troops say, 'Thank you.' It's so deep and heartfelt.
~ Carlos Mencia
Deep
Done
Felt
First
First Time
Greatest
Having
Heartfelt
Iraq
Kid
Say
Shows
Thank
Thank You
Time
Troops
Uncomfortable
War
You
Zone
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Some people want to live in a world much prettier than the one I depict. But it exists, and I talk about it because it exists.
~ Carlos Mencia
About
Because
Depict
Exists
Live
Much
People
Prettier
Some
Some People
Talk
Than
Want
World
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Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief.
~ Carlos Mencia
Comics
Gets
Joke
Same
Say
Ten
Thief
Who
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The beauty of comedy is, when people come to a comedy club, there is a certain veil of reality suspended.
~ Carlos Mencia
Beauty
Certain
Club
Come
Comedy
Comedy Club
People
Reality
Suspended
Veil
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The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you know what I mean?
~ Carlos Mencia
Anything
Beauty
Class
Growing
Growing Up
Know
Like
Mean
Middle
Middle Class
Protect
Think
Up
You
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The cool thing about going to Vegas is that it's kind of like visiting a bunch of cities all at one time. All the shows and great restaurants leave you with a lot of options.
~ Carlos Mencia
About
Bunch
Cities
Cool
Cool Thing
Going
Great
Kind
Leave
Like
Lot
One Time
Options
Restaurants
Shows
Thing
Time
Vegas
Visiting
You
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The easiest thing to do is put someone in a file of somebody you already know. 'Hey, you remind me of Sam Kinison' or 'You remind me of Richard Pryor.' That's fine, because I know that's the process. Eventually, my own file will be created.
~ Carlos Mencia
Because
Created
Easiest
Easiest Thing
Eventually
File
Fine
Hey
Know
Me
My Own
Own
Process
Pryor
Put
Remind
Richard
Richard Pryor
Sam
Somebody
Someone
Thing
Will
You
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22 October, 1967
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