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'America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.' It's one of those jokes that doesn't hit people right away, because it's so prevalent that we don't get it.
~ Carlos Mencia
America
Away
Because
Country
Fat
Get
Great
Great Country
Hit
Jokes
People
Poor
Poor People
Right
Right Away
Those
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Acting is reacting. That's when acting is great - when you say something, somebody said something, they make a face, they pose, they use something physical, then you react to that, then they react to you.
~ Carlos Mencia
Acting
Face
Great
Make
Physical
Pose
React
Reacting
Said
Say
Somebody
Something
Then
Use
You
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All this stuff that went down, the joke-stealing accusations, me not wanting to do 'Mind of Mencia' anymore. All these things made me look inside myself.
~ Carlos Mencia
Accusation
Anymore
Down
Inside
Look
Made
Me
Mind
Myself
Stuff
Things
Wanting
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At the end of the day, my career is not going to be judged by one or two or three moments in time. It'll be judged by the longevity of it.
~ Carlos Mencia
Career
Day
End
End Of The Day
Going
Judged
Longevity
Moments
One Or Two
Three
Time
Two
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Before I got into stand-up, I was a really quiet guy who had all these thoughts, all these things I wanted to say, but there was never anyplace for me to say them because my mom would look at me and go, 'You better not say what you're thinking. You better not.'
~ Carlos Mencia
Because
Before
Better
Go
Got
Guy
Had
Look
Me
Mom
Never
Quiet
Really
Say
Them
Things
Thinking
Thoughts
Wanted
Who
Would
You
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Chicago is pretty much my favorite city to perform in. For some reason, people from the Chicago area have an amazing attitude.
~ Carlos Mencia
Amazing
Area
Attitude
Chicago
City
Favorite
Much
People
Perform
Pretty
Reason
Some
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For me, it's always better to tell people the truth, because people can accept the truth.
~ Carlos Mencia
Accept
Always
Because
Better
Me
People
Tell
Truth
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Guys like Rogan literally want to ruin my career. That's unbelievably cruel and hurtful, and I never want to be that guy.
~ Carlos Mencia
Career
Cruel
Guy
Guys
Hurtful
Like
Literally
Never
Ruin
Unbelievably
Want
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Here's my questions to anybody when they talk about comedy. When you are with your friends, who don't judge you, what do you say? And if that's appropriate to say with your friends, why is it not appropriate anywhere else. Like, I hate those people who judge me and are hypocrites.
~ Carlos Mencia
About
Anybody
Anywhere
Anywhere Else
Appropriate
Comedy
Else
Friends
Hate
Here
Hypocrites
Judge
Judge Me
Like
Me
People
Questions
Say
Talk
Those
Who
Why
You
Your
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Here's the problem: People have completely and utterly forgotten one thing when it comes to communication - intent.
~ Carlos Mencia
Communication
Forgotten
Here
Intent
One Thing
People
Problem
Thing
Utterly
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Here's what I know about the business I am in. It's all based on money. It's all based on ratings.
~ Carlos Mencia
About
Am
Based
Business
Here
I Am
Know
Money
Ratings
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I always knew I was going to lose weight.
~ Carlos Mencia
Always
Going
Knew
Lose
Weight
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I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh.
~ Carlos Mencia
Am
Cancer
Comedian
Curing
End
I Am
In The End
Jokes
Laugh
Make
People
Product
Tell
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I am a sponge. I don't write things down.
~ Carlos Mencia
Am
Down
I Am
Sponge
Things
Write
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I am an extremist.
~ Carlos Mencia
Am
Extremist
I Am
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I am frail like everyone else, and I take that into account when I talk about things.
~ Carlos Mencia
About
Account
Am
Else
Everyone
Everyone Else
Frail
I Am
Like
Take
Talk
Things
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I am living in a world where I am happy and doing what I love and making others happy.
~ Carlos Mencia
Am
Doing
Happy
I Am
I Am Happy
I Love
Living
Love
Making
Others
Where
World
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I believe that my part to play in this world is stand-up.
~ Carlos Mencia
Believe
I Believe
I Believe That
Part
Play
World
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I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef.
~ Carlos Mencia
Barrier
Go
Great
How
Imagine
Unbelievable
Would
Would-Be
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I choose to live in a positive world and a positive presence.
~ Carlos Mencia
Choose
Live
Positive
Presence
World
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