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A big part of becoming a funny person was a major defense mechanism. Onstage, especially as a woman, I've had to be really tough. The second you show a crack, the audience can literally leave.
~ Amy Schumer
Audience
Becoming
Big
Big Part
Crack
Defense
Defense Mechanism
Funny
Funny Person
Had
Leave
Literally
Major
Mechanism
Onstage
Part
Person
Really
Second
Show
Tough
Woman
You
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Being introverted, it doesn't mean necessarily being shy or being afraid of public speaking; it just means that it's hard for me to interact with people for too long.
~ Amy Schumer
Afraid
Being
Being Afraid
Hard
Interact
Introverted
Just
Long
Me
Mean
Means
Necessarily
People
Public
Public Speaking
Shy
Speaking
Too
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Happiness can't start with external stuff, whether that's money or success or your body.
~ Amy Schumer
Body
External
Happiness
Money
Start
Stuff
Success
Whether
Your
Your Body
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I am not a racist.
~ Amy Schumer
Am
I Am
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I am very into making up my own rules.
~ Amy Schumer
Am
I Am
Making
Making Up
My Own
Own
Rules
Up
Very
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I can't hide my feelings. I'm efficient. I've always been that way.
~ Amy Schumer
Always
Been
Efficient
Feelings
Hide
Way
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I feel very comfortable in my own skin. When someone makes jokes about me being heavy, it makes me mad. It's not true. I'm right where I should be.
~ Amy Schumer
About
Being
Comfortable
Feel
Heavy
I Feel
Jokes
Mad
Makes
Me
My Own
Own
Right
Should
Skin
Someone
True
Very
Where
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I have a healthy relationship with food. My problem is, as a comic, I eat dinner late. But I'll have a smoothie for breakfast every morning, and I keep it pretty low-carb and healthy during the day. At night, I'll have a basic protein, quinoa, and vegetables.
~ Amy Schumer
Basic
Breakfast
Comic
Day
Dinner
Eat
Every
Food
Healthy
Keep
Late
Morning
Night
Pretty
Problem
Protein
Relationship
Vegetables
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I just have this sense of entitlement that I should be able to feel comfortable at all times, like I could go to bed at any moment in what I'm wearing.
~ Amy Schumer
Able
Any
Bed
Comfortable
Could
Entitlement
Feel
Go
Just
Like
Moment
Sense
Should
Times
Wearing
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I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.
~ Amy Schumer
Could
Funniest
Funniest Thing
Funny
Headlines
I Think
Just
Laugh
Make
People
Say
Stuff
Thing
Think
Trying
Will
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I like people who are predictable.
~ Amy Schumer
Like
People
Predictable
Who
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I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.
~ Amy Schumer
Create
Express
Jokes
Like
Myself
Stuff
Through
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I love being in my own skin, and I hope other women start feeling better about themselves and waste less energy being ashamed of their bodies.
~ Amy Schumer
About
Ashamed
Being
Better
Bodies
Energy
Feeling
Hope
I Love
Less
Love
My Own
Other
Own
Skin
Start
Themselves
Waste
Women
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I love standing at a microphone and making a room of people laugh. That's the part of the work I love; everything else is extraneous.
~ Amy Schumer
Else
Everything
Everything Else
I Love
Laugh
Love
Making
Microphone
Part
People
Room
Standing
Work
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I love watching TV.
~ Amy Schumer
I Love
Love
TV
Watching
Watching Tv
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I really am a chick from Long Island who's just learning along with everyone.
~ Amy Schumer
Along
Am
Chick
Everyone
Island
Just
Learning
Long
Long Island
Really
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I tend to eat pretty healthy, though, and I work out - I work out hard.
~ Amy Schumer
Eat
Hard
Healthy
Out
Pretty
Tend
Though
Work
Work Out
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I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion.
~ Amy Schumer
Always
Attractive
Because
Brought
Devoted
Extremely
Fairly
Girl
Gorgeous
I Think
Mom
Mother
Myself
Notion
Thanks
Think
Thinking
World
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I think standup is pretty good for an introvert because you are performing, but, I mean, it's on your own terms. There are so many people in the room, but it's a one-sided conversation. And you actually don't have to interact - unless you want to.
~ Amy Schumer
Actually
Because
Conversation
Good
I Think
Interact
Introvert
Many
Mean
One-Sided
Own
People
Performing
Pretty
Pretty Good
Room
So Many People
Standup
Terms
Think
Unless
Want
You
Your
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I want people to live to their full potential, not to hold themselves back because of insecurities, and especially not women. I see too much of that.
~ Amy Schumer
Back
Because
Full
Full Potential
Hold
I See
Insecurities
Live
Much
People
Potential
See
Themselves
Too
Too Much
Want
Women
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01 June, 1981
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