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There are a lot of things wrong with the country, and that doesn't mean America sucks. It means we should improve it.
There is no greater threat to Washington, D.C., than Bernie Sanders, and they know it.
These Hillary supporters just drove a car into a giant ditch named Trump. They let Trump win. They let him become the most powerful man on Earth. Sorry, you're not getting the wheel again after driving into the ditch.
Trump is a maniac.
TV has made everyone so vanilla it's nearly impossible to tell one anchor apart from another.
TV is a wasteland. It's a bunch of news actors that read off a prompter.
Unfortunately, a lot of the mainstream media television is so fake, so plastic, that it's really turned off the younger generation.
When I want to relax, it's nine out of 10 times TV or movies. I love going to the movies and grabbing popcorn or watching 'Mad Men,' 'Boardwalk Empire,' and 'Breaking Bad.'
When I was at MSNBC, I had issues with the Obama administration. I got told by the person who runs MSNBC... that Washington was not happy with my tone.
When you lose power, then all of a sudden, the press are lions. When you have power, the press are lambs.
When's the last time CNN broke an important story or really made the government angry? I literally can't remember. That's because they're built to be inoffensive. They do the opposite of watchdog journalism. They simply pass on the government's message to their audience.
Whenever people in Washington complain about spending cuts, they mean spending cuts that would affect defense contractors. They want to massively increase spending cuts everywhere else in the budget.
Why do millennials like Bernie Sanders so much? I love that this is a mystery to Washington. It's the authenticity, stupid.
You can turn on Fox News almost any day and see some fictional story about voter fraud, the whole purpose of which is to limit voting by the poor, the elderly, college students and minorities.
You can't win a congressional seat unless you have money. Even if you do, it's tick-tock, tick-tock until someone with more money beats you.
You know you're a bigot when you can't take out the word 'Muslim' from a sentence you stated and replace it with 'Jew' and still have it be socially acceptable.
You think that the CNN hosts can aggressively challenge government officials? I don't think so. It doesn't look that way at all. And of course, when you get to Fox News, they're a whole different animal: they're purely propaganda.
After my grandfather began to be successful, he returned to the village where he was born and founded a primary school.
Being a good person and fair person is very important in life, I think.
I am pleased that my work has been recognized, and I hope to be a role model.
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