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If I get hungry, I get cranky on air.
If I get something wrong on air, I get 1,000 emails correcting me instantly, and most of our story suggestions come from viewers.
If I'm off the teleprompter, management doesn't get to see what I'm going to say.
If I'm working on the Internet, you know, it's different than working on television.
If you don't watch 'The Young Turks,' you don't know me at all. Whereas no one watches Anderson Cooper, but everyone knows him.
If you love what you do, you're going to work hard enough at it in order to succeed. If you don't love what you do, you're never going to be able to work hard enough to make it work.
Imagine a progressive president fighting to fix the insane economic inequality in the country or to end the senseless drug war or, best of all, battling to get money out of politics. Wouldn't that be wonderful?
In our system of government, the president is not supposed to be above the law. He is not a king; his word is not the law.
In politics, name recognition matters a lot.
It is fascinating. No matter where I go, people recognize me.
It is inconceivable that CNN's morning show or any other show could be anything but horribly boring. Why? Because they won't let anyone take risks.
It was a terrible idea by the Democrats to support Hillary Clinton.
Jeremy Corbin is a little too liberal for me.
Let's establish that no one in Washington actually cares about balancing the budget.
Liberty is the most important thing.
Like Diogenes, when millennials went on their pursuit to find the one honest man in politics, it was obvious that man was Bernie Sanders.
Millennials are much more informed than they get credit for, and many are more politically knowledgeable than older generations.
Never, ever get on an American Airlines flight. They will make you wait four hours, and then, when you complain about it, you will be kicked off your flight, and they will rob you of your money.
Obama spent the first two years of his administration practicing political unilateral disarmament.
Obviously, the genes of women are flawed. They are poorly designed creatures who do not want to have sex nearly as often as needed for the human race to get along peaceably and fruitfully.
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