Samantha Bee Quotes

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.
I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
I learn something in the interviews from time to time.
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.
I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.
It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.
It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.
It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
The best part about poker is there's no down side.
There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.
You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
I am a cookbook fanatic.
I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.
I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.
I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.
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