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A lot of Latinos are like me: third generation, English speaking.
~ Al Madrigal
English
English-Speaking
Generation
Latinos
Like
Lot
Me
Speaking
Third
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I don't really move onstage; all I do is just gradually hunch more and more and jut out at the people in the front row.
~ Al Madrigal
Front
Gradually
Hunch
Just
More
More And More
Move
Onstage
Out
People
Really
Row
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I love doing a show that makes no mention of ethnicity.
~ Al Madrigal
Doing
Ethnicity
I Love
Love
Makes
Mention
Show
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I once called a guy into his own office and spun around in his own chair to greet him. That kind of thing may be why I quit, before I got into serious trouble. I would smile and the person would get so upset. But you do a thousand of those things, and it makes you weird.
~ Al Madrigal
Around
Before
Chair
Get
Got
Greet
Guy
Him
His
I Quit
Kind
Makes
May
Office
Once
Own
Person
Quit
Serious
Smile
Thing
Things
Those
Thousand
Trouble
Upset
Weird
Why
Would
You
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I think any husband knows when to stand down when it comes to domestic disputes. After 13 years of marriage, I even think I may have it figured out.
~ Al Madrigal
After
Any
Disputes
Domestic
Down
Even
Figured
Husband
I Think
Knows
Marriage
May
Out
Stand
Think
Years
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I was a corporate hatchet man, and it's impossible for me to turn that off. It's this curse when I walk into businesses: 'That needs to be fixed, that needs to be fixed.'
~ Al Madrigal
Businesses
Corporate
Curse
Fixed
Impossible
Man
Me
Needs
Off
Turn
Walk
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I was well-dressed and good at firing people because I really did care. I cared about giving them the opportunity to talk through the situation and was always sincere. I would explain that 'This was a bad match,' and they were probably meant to do other things if they weren't giving their all to this, which paid $10 a hour.
~ Al Madrigal
About
Always
Bad
Because
Care
Cared
Did
Explain
Firing
Giving
Good
Hour
Match
Meant
Opportunity
Other
Paid
People
Really
Sincere
Situation
Talk
Them
Things
Through
Were
Which
Would
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I'm delighted to carry on in the tradition of the great reporters like Edward R. Murrow, Ernie Pyle, and Geraldo Rivera to probe vitally important issues of the day, starting with whether I'm Hispanic or Latino.
~ Al Madrigal
Carry
Day
Delighted
Edward
Great
Hispanic
Important
Important Issues
Issues
Latino
Like
Probe
Reporters
Starting
Tradition
Vitally
Whether
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I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.
~ Al Madrigal
About
Kids
Line
Much
Punch
Punch Line
Setup
Talk
Wife
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I'm so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.
~ Al Madrigal
About
Everything
Feel
Group
Latinos
Like
People
Same
Sick
Some
Treating
Way
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I've always been 'ethnic friend,' without any serious moments, all jokes.
~ Al Madrigal
Always
Any
Been
Ethnic
Friend
Jokes
Moments
Serious
Without
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I've always liked and appreciated storytellers like Garry Shandling and Bill Cosby - more long-form comedy. So starting in San Francisco, watching all these great comics - Patton Oswalt, Dave Chappelle - you get to see them a bunch, and you go, 'Wow, this is where I need to be.'
~ Al Madrigal
Always
Appreciated
Bill
Bill Cosby
Bunch
Comedy
Comics
Cosby
Dave
Francisco
Get
Go
Great
Like
Liked
More
Need
San
San Francisco
See
Starting
Storytellers
Them
Watching
Where
Wow
You
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If you're playing the clubs, you're either on your way up or your way down.
~ Al Madrigal
Clubs
Down
Either
Playing
Up
Way
You
Your
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My daughter plays keyboard very well, and my son plays guitar, and they're totally into music.
~ Al Madrigal
Daughter
Guitar
Keyboard
Music
Plays
Son
Totally
Very
Well
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My daughter, who is 7 years old - I have no idea where she learned this - she made a video where she's beat-boxing. We have no idea where the beat-boxing came from, but all of a sudden, there it was. Now we're launched into lyric sheets for every single song that is current. They're all over our house.
~ Al Madrigal
Came
Current
Daughter
Every
House
Idea
Learned
Lyric
Made
No Idea
Now
Old
Our
Over
She
Sheets
Single
Song
Sudden
Video
Where
Who
Years
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My primary responsibility is to be funny.
~ Al Madrigal
Funny
Primary
Responsibility
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People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy.
~ Al Madrigal
About
Boy
Business
Comedy
Daily
Daily Show
Got
Me
Only
People
Reality
See
Show
Standup
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The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.
~ Al Madrigal
Am
Bits
Going
Hand
Horrible
I Am
Just
Lazy
Me
Themselves
Truth
Truth Is
Write
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There are comics in L.A. doing impressions, and the first thing they do is hunch over and then start to do this bad Rick Moranis voice I do as well when I really get going. It's pretty horrible.
~ Al Madrigal
Bad
Comics
Doing
First
First Thing
Get
Going
Horrible
Hunch
Impressions
Over
Pretty
Really
Rick
Start
The First Thing
Then
Thing
Voice
Well
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There's no reason anybody should be reading too much into 'Thrift Shop.' I just have because I have a 10-year-old and a 7-year-old who are really into going to lyric websites, hitting print, and printing lyrics for every song that's popular.
~ Al Madrigal
Anybody
Because
Every
Going
Hitting
Just
Lyric
Lyrics
Much
No Reason
Popular
Print
Printing
Reading
Really
Reason
Shop
Should
Song
Thrift
Too
Too Much
Websites
Who
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BirthDate
04 July, 1971
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