A Whitney Brown Quotes

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
Harry S. Truman had his moods. His birthplace is the only tourist attraction in America where you don't see Japanese with cameras.
I'm not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.

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A. Whitney Brown
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