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I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify.
~ Alan King
Ability
About
Audience
Big
Big Things
Comedy
I Think
Identify
Things
Think
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I was a high school throw-out.
~ Alan King
High
High School
School
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I won't eat in a place that has suits of armor.
~ Alan King
Armor
Eat
Place
Suits
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I'm only... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.
~ Alan King
Bad
Give
Give Me
Good
Joy
Just
Me
Only
Over
Place
Review
Reviews
Screaming
Unhappy
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If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
~ Alan King
Alive
Current
Funny
Keep
You
Yourself
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If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something.
~ Alan King
About
Expense
Great
Humor
Nearly
Someone
Something
Stop
Think
You
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It's not easy being a father, but I've been allowed a comeback.
~ Alan King
Allowed
Been
Being
Comeback
Easy
Father
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Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
~ Alan King
About
David
Finds
Funny
Holocaust
Jokes
Larry
Make
Me
Never
Occurred
Way
Would
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Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
~ Alan King
About
Difficult
Enough
Face
Funny
Going
Offend
Whom
Without
Worrying
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Milton took vaudeville, which, if you look up 'vaudeville' in the dictionary, right alongside of it, it says 'Milton Berle' - and he made it just a tremendous party.
~ Alan King
Alongside
Dictionary
He
Just
Look
Made
Milton
Party
Right
Says
Took
Tremendous
Up
Vaudeville
Which
You
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Modesty is not one of my virtues.
~ Alan King
Modesty
Virtues
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Museums are good things, places to look and absorb and learn.
~ Alan King
Absorb
Good
Good Things
Learn
Look
Museums
Places
Things
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My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.
~ Alan King
Brother
College
Cut
Him
Member
Nails
Physicians
Youngest
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My father helped me leave. He said, 'It's all out there, it's not here.'
~ Alan King
All-Out
Father
He
Helped
Here
Leave
Me
Out
Said
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My father was a dreamer - my hero. He was a smart, tough guy from Poland, a cutter of lady's handbags, an old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: 'Don't end up like me.'
~ Alan King
Always
Big
Considered
Dreamer
End
Failure
Father
Guy
Handbags
He
Hero
Himself
His
Lady
Like
Line
Me
Old
Poland
Smart
Tough
Tough Guy
Up
Who
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My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.
~ Alan King
Bed
Eating
Favorite
Out
Saturday
Spend
Sports
TV
Watching
Way
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My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
~ Alan King
Ate
Clean
Giving
Good
House
Interviews
Kept
Know
Mother
Poor
Started
Until
Were
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My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
~ Alan King
Accident
Car
Car Accident
Cousins
Eight
I Was Raised
Male
Mother
Raised
Sister
Six
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My son says I never tell stories about anyone who's living.
~ Alan King
About
Anyone
Living
Never
Says
Son
Stories
Tell
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My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.
~ Alan King
About
Always
Attention
Attractive
Crazy
Diet
Drives
Her
Me
Pay
Pay Attention
She
Vegetarian
Very
Wife
Woman
Worried
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Alan King
Profession
Comedian
BirthDate
26 December, 1927
DeathDate
09 May, 2004
Country
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