Andy Kindler Quotes

I sold door to door for a couple years. As the years recede from the event, I remember less about it, which is probably good for my mind. It was home improvement in Cerritos California, Buena Park, that area.
I think that most people will spend their whole life not figuring out what they're meant to do, or figuring out what they're meant to do on their way to do something else. So I just feel lucky that I know what I love to do. Everything else figures itself out.
I try to go out for everything. I go out for any acting stuff that comes up, and voice-over stuff.
I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Farmiga left me cold.
I will say that I wasn't susceptible to Tony Robbins-like pitches, even as a younger man.
I would like Albert Brooks to have received the Oscars for best actor, best director and best screenplay for 'Modern Romance.' I love that movie.
I'm interested in Jeff Bridges. I love that guy. And I did like Carey Mulligan in 'An Education.' And I love Meryl Streep, but if they could ban 'Julie & Julia,' I'd be in favor of that.
I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of.
I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him.
I'm not trying to do anything except entertain America.
I'm tired of demographic appeal being more important than talent. I want to fight against that.
I've always felt that there's a Catskills comic who lives in my head and is constantly trying to get out. There's all these jokes that have been passed down from Jewish generation to Jewish generation, which I love but which I've always made fun of.
I've given myself permission to say whatever's on my mind when I'm on stage.
I've never been paid as a prognosticator. I don't get a lot of work as a mentalist.
I've sold a lot of different product. Very briefly, I sold Time Life Books on the phone.
If everything was good, maybe I wouldn't have a career. I wouldn't have anything to make fun of.
In the '90s, comedy was at a very low point, but these days, you've got people like Hannibal Burress, Ron Funches, Maria Bamford - people who can play any club, anywhere.
Jimmy Fallon is handsome. This is an indisputable fact.
Louie is hugely talented. But I get very annoyed at the way the media... say, 'Louis C.K. is the greatest stand-up in the world.' He's not the greatest stand-up in the world. He's not funnier than Dave Attell.
Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician.
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