Charlie Brooker Quotes

I'm no financial expert. I scarcely know what a coin is. Ask me to explain what a credit default swap is, and I'll emit an unbroken 10-minute 'um' through the clueless face of a broken puppet. You might as well ask a pantomime horse.
I'm not anti-technology at all, really.
I'm quite techy and gadgety.
I'm scared about everything. I'm an anxious worrier. I worry about the downside of everything.
I've got a phobia about throwing up.
I've got no attention span.
I've never lost that freelance mentality. You can't take a holiday because you're worried the work will dry up.
I've scaled back my involvement with Twitter; it's too easy to get dragged into an argument.
If I ran a national burger franchise - which I don't - I'd make it a rule that no two customers can be greeted with precisely the same words and that every third customer must be grossly insulted as a matter of course. Just to keep the atmosphere nice and lively. And to keep the staff laughing.
If someone doesn't respond to a phone call, I think they've died.
If the Walkman had, by default, silently contacted your friends and told them what you were listening to, not only would no one have bought a Walkman in the first place, its designers would have been viewed with the utmost suspicion.
If there's no point, then there's no point giving up.
If you're living in a dystopia, you don't necessarily want to look at another one.
If your home is anything like mine, it contains several rarely explored crannies stashed full of archaic chargers, defunct cables, and freshly antiquated gizmos whose sole useful function in 2011 is to make 2005 feel like 1926, simply by looking big and dull and impossibly lumpen.
In the age of social media, everyone's a newspaper columnist, exaggerating what they think and feel.
In the early '80s, the arcade game Pac-Man was twice as popular as oxygen.
Is hacking ever acceptable? It depends on the motive.
It must be awful, being a homophobe.
It's a remarkable pace of which things change and adapt, and it's hard for us to keep up with as a species.
It's hard to think of a single human function that technology hasn't somehow altered, apart perhaps from burping. That's pretty much all we have left.
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