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'MasterChef' delivers all the reassuring, cadenced repetition of an endless chore without any of the bothersome elbow grease.
~ Charlie Brooker
Any
Chore
Elbow
Endless
Grease
Reassuring
Repetition
Without
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'MasterChef''s preliminary stages deliver just the right level of almost-drama for viewers feeling shagged out after a hard day's fruitless existence.
~ Charlie Brooker
After
Day
Deliver
Existence
Feeling
Hard
Just
Level
Out
Preliminary
Right
Stages
Viewers
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'The Twilight Zone' was sometimes shockingly cruel, far crueller than most TV drama today would dare to be.
~ Charlie Brooker
Cruel
Dare
Drama
Far
Most
Sometimes
Than
Today
TV
Twilight
Would
Zone
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A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.
~ Charlie Brooker
Clown
Just
Muffin
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All Pixar movies are heartbreaking, aren't they?
~ Charlie Brooker
Heartbreaking
Movies
Pixar
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Amplifying body-image issues, profiting from anxiety, and employing virtual slaves in sweatshops are bad enough, but the fashion industry is also actively hastening the destruction of the very Earth we walk on. It insists on launching fresh collections each season, declaring yesterday's range obsolete on a whim.
~ Charlie Brooker
Actively
Also
Anxiety
Bad
Collections
Declaring
Destruction
Each
Earth
Employing
Enough
Fashion
Fashion Industry
Fresh
Industry
Insists
Issues
Launching
Obsolete
Range
Season
Slaves
Very
Virtual
Walk
Whim
Yesterday
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Apple excels at taking existing concepts - computers, MP3 players, conceit - and carefully streamlining them into glistening ergonomic chunks of concentrated aspiration.
~ Charlie Brooker
Apple
Aspiration
Carefully
Chunks
Computers
Conceit
Concentrated
Concepts
Existing
Players
Taking
Them
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At 16, I was drawing cartoons, and I wanted to carry on being a cartoonist.
~ Charlie Brooker
Being
Carry
Cartoonist
Cartoons
Drawing
Wanted
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Banking, as far as I can tell, seems to be almost as precise a science as using a slot machine. You either blindly hope for the best, delude yourself into thinking you've worked out a system, or open it up when no one's looking and rig the settings so it'll pay out illegally.
~ Charlie Brooker
Almost
As Far As
Banking
Best
Blindly
Delude
Either
Far
Hope
I Can
Looking
Machine
Open
Out
Pay
Precise
Rig
Science
Seems
Settings
Slot
System
Tell
Thinking
Up
Using
Worked
You
Yourself
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Brexit is a harbinger for Trump, really.
~ Charlie Brooker
Brexit
Really
Trump
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Calling Batman 'the Dark Knight' is like calling Papa Smurf 'the Blue Patriarch':you're not fooling anyone.
~ Charlie Brooker
Anyone
Batman
Blue
Calling
Dark
Fooling
Knight
Like
Papa
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Ever since about 1998, when humankind began fast-forwarding through the gradually-unfolding history of progress, like someone impatiently zipping through a YouTube clip in search of the best bits, we've grown accustomed to machines veering from essential to obsolete in the blink of a trimester.
~ Charlie Brooker
About
Accustomed
Began
Best
Bits
Blink
Clip
Essential
Ever
Grown
History
Humankind
Like
Machines
Obsolete
Progress
Search
Since
Someone
Through
YouTube
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Everyone's opened a drawer and been startled by the unexpected discovery of an old mobile phone that now resembles an outsized pantomime prop. To think you used to be impressed by this clunky breezeblock. You were like a caveman gawping at a yo-yo.
~ Charlie Brooker
Been
Discovery
Drawer
Everyone
Impressed
Like
Mobile
Now
Old
Opened
Pantomime
Phone
Prop
Resembles
Think
Unexpected
Used
Were
You
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Games get a bad press compared with, say, opera - even though they're obviously better, because no opera has ever compelled an audience member to collect a giant mushroom and jump across some clouds.
~ Charlie Brooker
Across
Audience
Audience Member
Bad
Bad Press
Because
Better
Clouds
Collect
Compared
Compelled
Even
Ever
Games
Get
Giant
Jump
Member
Mushroom
Obviously
Opera
Press
Say
Some
Though
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Getting a moral lecture from the fashion industry is like Jeffrey Dahmer criticising your diet.
~ Charlie Brooker
Diet
Fashion
Fashion Industry
Getting
Industry
Lecture
Like
Moral
Your
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God, people say 'Black Mirror' was horrible - it's nothing compared to the stuff that happens in 'Grimms' Fairy Tales.' It's mind-bending.
~ Charlie Brooker
Black
Compared
Fairy
Fairy Tales
God
Happens
Horrible
Mirror
Nothing
People
People Say
Say
Stuff
Tales
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Hopefully, some supervillain threat will come down, and we will have to unite as a species and fire our nukes into the sun or something.
~ Charlie Brooker
Come
Down
Fire
Hopefully
Our
Some
Something
Species
Sun
Threat
Unite
Will
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Humans will always babble. If someone wants to tweet that they can't decide whether to wear blue socks or brown socks, then fair enough. But when sharing becomes automated, I get the heebie-jeebies.
~ Charlie Brooker
Always
Becomes
Blue
Brown
Decide
Enough
Fair
Get
Humans
Sharing
Socks
Someone
Then
Tweet
Wants
Wear
Whether
Will
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I can quickly go to a place where I worry about society spiralling out of control.
~ Charlie Brooker
About
Control
Go
I Can
Out
Place
Quickly
Society
Where
Worry
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I can't imagine painting my face in a team colour and roaring with delight as a multi-millionaire kicks a ball at a net.
~ Charlie Brooker
Ball
Colour
Delight
Face
Imagine
Kicks
Net
Painting
Roaring
Team
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