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A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.
~ Chris Morris
Right
Satire
Sitcom
Tool
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I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.
~ Chris Morris
Bloody
Feel
Just
Now
People
Shocked
Tired
Watch
You
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If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.
~ Chris Morris
Britain
Celebrities
Country
Group
Hit
Nervous
Random
Terrorist
Wanted
Would
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No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.
~ Chris Morris
Behaviour
Character
Comic
Expect
Hate
How
Make
Matter
People
Someone
Them
You
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The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.
~ Chris Morris
Approval
Disaster
Ends
Pursuit
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When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.
~ Chris Morris
Actually
Appalled
Catch
Catch Phrase
Hate
Hated
Love
Mean
Never
People
People Say
Phrase
Repeat
Say
Them
Truly
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The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.
~ Chris Morris
About
Bestowed
Good
Humour
Just
Out
Randomly
Sense
Thing
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There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.
~ Chris Morris
Amnesty
Buy
Explain
Fiction
International
Militant
Seek
Terrorists
Which
Wing
Works
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You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.
~ Chris Morris
Ignorance
Interest
Knowledge
Maintain
More
Only
Than
Travelling
You
Your
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You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'
~ Chris Morris
Care
don't Care
Eventually
Fascinated
Get
Great
How
Just
Kids
Know
Listening
People
Point
Saying
See
Talk
Think
Way
Where
You
Young
Young People
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05 September, 1965
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