W Kamau Bell Quotes

America loses so much of what defines it if you subtract the Chinese influence. I know this because I spent 12 years living in one of America's most popular tourist destinations: San Francisco. And it would not be one of America's top tourist destinations without Chinatown.
America, the self-described greatest nation on Earth, has the highest incarceration rate on the planet.
As a black man, I actually had naturally sort of comedic curiosity about the Klan.
As a black person in this country, I am always frustrated by the lack of attention my people's issues get. But at least the news and politicians are talking about not talking about our issues. Native issues are basically ignored.
As a comedian, you see all parts of the country because you play there.
As much as some people like to put down 'political correctness,' if it wasn't for political correctness, I wouldn't be free right now.
At worst, spring break in Daytona Beach feels feral - like everybody is trying to re-create scenes from the movie 'The Hangover.'
Atheism is like the highest level of white privilege. It's like having a black belt in white privilege.
Capitalism doesn't care about sentimentality.
Chicago is a world-class city filled with amazing people with big ideas.
Comedy can be very deep sometimes.
Cops should not be separate from the black community or any community. Their salaries are paid for by the communities they police. They should be working for the communities they police. But as we saw in Ferguson, Missouri, they are not always doing that.
Donald Trump giving a speech on Islam is like me giving a speech titled, 'The Best Haircuts to Have If You Really Want to Succeed in Corporate America.' I could do it. But I'd mostly be making it up as I went along.
Even if the KKK isn't the outsized presence it once was in this country, many of its principles and ideas are alive and well.
For some people, the definition of who is and who isn't an American defies logic, historical accuracy, common sense, decency, good manners, the milk of human kindness, enjoyment in the good things in life, and love of good food.
Growing up in the Midwest, Boston, and Alabama, I didn't know any Puerto Ricans... at least, I didn't know if I knew any Puerto Ricans. The only Puerto Rican that I had ever even heard of was Juan Epstein, one of the students from the classic 1970s sitcom 'Welcome Back, Kotter.'
I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes.
I am proud to be black man.
I can't imagine what it must be like to be one of the indigenous people of the United States of America. I can't imagine watching the news every day - as people debate whose country this is and who should be in charge of it and how to make it great again - and hardly ever see your people brought into the discussion.
I feel like, as a black guy, I can't not believe in God... I'd wake up in the morning, 'I'm black, and there's no God? I'm going back to sleep.'
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