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In '87, I used to do this awful, awful James Brown impression.
~ Wanda Sykes
Awful
Brown
Impression
James
James Brown
Used
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It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
~ Wanda Sykes
Because
Comedians
Comedy
First
Good
Got
Like
People
Seems
Started
Wanted
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
~ Wanda Sykes
Became
Behind
Confident
First
Forward
Instead
Jokes
Just
More
Myself
Out
Put
Until
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It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.
~ Wanda Sykes
Easier
Laugh
Making
Rip
Somebody
Them
While
You
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It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
~ Wanda Sykes
Fired
Get
Government
Hard
Like
People
You
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Men don't hear women.
~ Wanda Sykes
Hear
Men
Women
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Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
~ Wanda Sykes
Dedicated
Government
Government Workers
Hard
Just
Most
Retire
Some
Them
Waiting
Work
Work Hard
Workers
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
~ Wanda Sykes
Comedy
Deal
Get
Had
Just
People
Then
TV
Wanted
Who
You
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Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
~ Wanda Sykes
About
Being
Feel
Good
I Feel
Me
Nothing
Pretty
Pretty Good
Stage
Then
Thrown
Toward
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What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
~ Wanda Sykes
Creative
Creative Person
Drives
Person
See
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Cancelled isn't a bad word because it happens everyday.
~ Wayne Brady
Bad
Because
Cancelled
Everyday
Happens
Word
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I was teased horribly as a child and beaten up a lot.
~ Wayne Brady
Beaten
Child
Horribly
Lot
Teased
Up
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Theatre sports is the best improv training period.
~ Wayne Brady
Best
Improv
Period
Sports
Theatre
Training
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
~ Wendy Liebman
Been
Blind
Dates
Dog
Free
Get
Many
Should
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Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
~ Wendy Liebman
Doctor
House
Marry
Me
Parents
Want
You
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My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.
~ Wendy Liebman
Always
Dog
Father
Her
Me
Mom
She
Telling
Ten
Ten Years
Thought
Throwing
Ventriloquist
Voice
Years
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
~ Wendy Liebman
Always
Divorce
Marry
Money
Mother
Said
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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
~ Wendy Liebman
Always
Bothering
Come
Me
People
Say
Smoking
Them
Up
Well
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A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I really have wracked my brain to figure it out. I pretty much have had a normal childhood. Maybe it was too normal.
~ Will Ferrell
Because
Brain
Certain
Childhood
Comedy
Events
Figure
Gotten
Had
Influences
Lives
Lot
Maybe
Much
Normal
Normal Childhood
Out
Painful
People
Pretty
Really
Too
Were
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All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead.
~ Will Ferrell
Ahead
Answer
Comedy
Funny
General
Going
Hope
Instincts
Just
Only
Other
People
Plough
Straight
Think
Try
You
Your
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