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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
~ W. C. Fields
Family
Men
Most
Were
Women
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
~ W. C. Fields
Always
Carry
Case
Furthermore
Small
Snake
Whiskey
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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
~ W. C. Fields
Animals
Anyone
Bad
Children
Hates
Who
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Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
~ W. C. Fields
Again
Children
Ever
Heard
Neither
Seen
Should
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Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
~ W. C. Fields
About
Heart
Last
Live
Long
Will
Worry
You
Your
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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
~ W. C. Fields
Cold
Death
Drown
Sting
Thy
Where
Whiskey
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
~ W. C. Fields
Against
Always
Anybody
Hell
Never
Vote
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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
~ W. C. Fields
Fields
Here
Lies
Living
Philadelphia
Rather
Would
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
~ W. C. Fields
Betting
Horse
Keeps
People
Sense
Thing
Which
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
~ W. C. Fields
Also
Always
Case
Handy
I See
Keep
See
Snake
Supply
Which
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
~ W. C. Fields
Am
Applied
Chair
Electricity
Expert
Father
I Am
Occupied
Prison
State
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
~ W. C. Fields
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
~ W. C. Fields
Add
Cook
Even
Food
Sometimes
Wine
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I drink therefore I am.
~ W. C. Fields
Am
Drink
I Am
Therefore
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I like children - fried.
~ W. C. Fields
Children
Fried
Like
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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
~ W. C. Fields
Also
Bottle
Case
Handy
I See
Keep
Like
See
Snake
Which
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
~ W. C. Fields
Breakfast
Drink
Must
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
~ W. C. Fields
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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
~ W. C. Fields
Drink
Never
Pipes
Stuff
Water
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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
~ W. C. Fields
Afraid
Become
Drink
Never
Water
Will
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