Alexei Sayle Quotes

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?
A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.
Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
I always thought communism was crap, really.
I am quite girly.
I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't... You can't live your life for your routines.
I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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