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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
~ Alexei Sayle
American
Different
Different Ways
Elevator
Git
Lift
President
Say
Saying
Stupid
They Say
Things
Ways
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
~ Alexei Sayle
Annoying
Arms
Band
Brothers
Dire
Git
Great
Immediately
Know
Like
Someone
Stupid
Tells
You
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
~ Alexei Sayle
Curtains
Deranged
Different
Elevator
Git
Instance
Lift
Like
Lot
President
Say
Seriously
States
Than
They Say
Travel
Use
Words
You
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
~ Alexei Sayle
Because
Fur
Gangs
Harass
Leather
More
Motorcycle
Opposed
People
Rich
Safer
Than
Violently
Women
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Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?
~ Alexei Sayle
Actually
Advisor
America
Been
Go
Me
Off
People
Personal
Recently
Same
Same Thing
Sod
Street
Telling
Thing
Up
Walking
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A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
~ Alexei Sayle
Apart
Comics
Down
Even
Got
Hold
Life
Lot
Other
Performing
Relationships
Sleep
Talk
Tell
Them
Those
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As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
~ Alexei Sayle
Comic
Death
Go
Grind
Something
Try
Works
You
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But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
~ Alexei Sayle
Belief
Central
Communist
Communist Party
Cults
Down
Down The Road
Elimination
Fanaticism
Led
Mass
Nuance
Party
Road
Slowly
System
Very
You
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Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.
~ Alexei Sayle
Anything
Anything Else
Better
Despite
Else
Explain
Flaws
Marxism
Material
Material World
Seems
Still
Than
World
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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
~ Alexei Sayle
Afford
Alive
Everyone
Expensive
Lawyers
Still
Used
Work
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First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
~ Alexei Sayle
Eat
Era
First
Greatest
Mention
Modern
Modern Era
Off
Phenomenon
Undoubtedly
You
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For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
~ Alexei Sayle
About
Know
Me
Memoir
People
Showbiz
Something
Tell
Uninteresting
Want
You
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Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
~ Alexei Sayle
Fed
Fed Up
Get
Got
Honestly
Like
Mind
Own
Really
Sometimes
Subconscious
Up
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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
~ Alexei Sayle
Actually
Any
Complicated
Done
Fact
Further
However
Loads
Memory
Problems
Recollection
Things
Very
Vivid
While
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I always thought communism was crap, really.
~ Alexei Sayle
Always
Communism
Crap
Really
Thought
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I am quite girly.
~ Alexei Sayle
Am
Girly
I Am
Quite
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
~ Alexei Sayle
BBC
Been
Challenging
Did
Enough
More
Series
Six
Ten
Ten Years
Which
Writing
Years
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I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't... You can't live your life for your routines.
~ Alexei Sayle
Ever
Get
Life
Live
Necessarily
Routines
See
Should
Thin
Think
Why
You
Your
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I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
~ Alexei Sayle
1990s
Doing
Interested
Most
People
Think
Were
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
~ Alexei Sayle
BBC
Bit
Building
Down
Down The Road
Exist
Hut
Little
Main
Road
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