Eddie Izzard Quotes

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

~ Eddie Izzard

Bands Boy Boy Bands Exploded Great Height Just Music Others People Pretty Should Singing Written

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

~ Eddie Izzard

Europe Grew History Up Where

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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

~ Eddie Izzard

Coffee Cup Like Plastic Women

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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

~ Eddie Izzard

Die Less Live More Wanna

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I'm a one-man idiot.

~ Eddie Izzard

Idiot One-Man

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

~ Eddie Izzard

Acid Been Elephant Never Seen Ski You

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MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

~ Eddie Izzard

Caught Gave Got How Ironic Mac Me Police Same Stealing Test

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Never put a sock in a toaster.

~ Eddie Izzard

Never Put Sock Toaster

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So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

~ Eddie Izzard

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They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

~ Eddie Izzard

Colour Come Left Out Pants Tend Wash

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Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

~ Eddie Izzard

Animals I Think Lean Should Think Too Wild

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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

~ Eddie Izzard

Away Buy Cats Deal Eat Food Go Go Away Going Scam You

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Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

~ Eddie Izzard

Attack Comedy Great Support Weapon

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I don't believe that competitions are important.

~ Eddie Izzard

Believe Competitions Important

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I don't know what it's like in the U.S. but immigrants in the U.K. do the jobs the citizens won't do.

~ Eddie Izzard

Citizens Immigrants Jobs Know Like

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I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.

~ Eddie Izzard

Audiences Because Being Between Character Comedy Darker Felt Happier Link People Play Psychosis Take Twisted Who

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I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

~ Eddie Izzard

Believe Goodwill Just People Positive Power Something

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I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

~ Eddie Izzard

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I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

~ Eddie Izzard

About Human I Think Just Religion Stories Talk Think Try Whatever

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I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.

~ Eddie Izzard

Between Gaps Gigs Huge I Can Just Keep Like Much Now Off Performing Possible Take Try Used

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