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New Year's resolutions work like this: you think of something you enjoy doing and then resolve to stop doing it.
~ Charlie Brooker
Doing
Enjoy
Like
New
Resolutions
Resolve
Something
Stop
Then
Think
Work
Year
You
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Nothing happens in cricket, ever. Even the highlights resemble a freeze frame.
~ Charlie Brooker
Cricket
Even
Ever
Frame
Freeze
Happens
Highlights
Nothing
Resemble
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On 'Black Mirror,' we don't tend to deal with big, powerful people, because when you look at a Weinstein or something, you think, 'Is he capable of feeling anything?'
~ Charlie Brooker
Anything
Because
Big
Black
Capable
Deal
Feeling
He
Look
Mirror
People
Powerful
Powerful People
Something
Tend
Think
You
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Online, you play at being yourself.
~ Charlie Brooker
Being
Being Yourself
Online
Play
You
Yourself
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Online, you're trying to appeal to everyone and people who you don't know at the same time. So I think, as a side effect, it amplifies the desire for groupthink.
~ Charlie Brooker
Appeal
Desire
Effect
Everyone
I Think
Know
Online
People
Same
Same Time
Side
Think
Time
Trying
Who
You
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Our metropolises are blighted by two problems: a lack of public transport and a lack of public loos.
~ Charlie Brooker
Lack
Our
Problems
Public
Transport
Two
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People always assume I went to public school, which I didn't, so that immediately puts me somewhere.
~ Charlie Brooker
Always
Assume
Immediately
Me
People
Public
Public School
Puts
School
Somewhere
Which
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People bemoan the loss of watercooler chat, but I think that there's more of that than ever. It's just that it's online.
~ Charlie Brooker
Chat
Ever
I Think
Just
Loss
More
Online
People
Than
Think
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People tend to think I'm a lot more earnest than I am.
~ Charlie Brooker
Am
Earnest
I Am
Lot
More
People
Tend
Than
Think
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Rather than setting yourself a New Year's resolution, why not simply pick a reason for hating yourself for the next 365 days? Takes less time, and it's easier to stick to.
~ Charlie Brooker
365 Days
Days
Easier
Hating
Less
Less Time
New
Next
Pick
Rather
Reason
Resolution
Setting
Simply
Stick
Takes
Than
Time
Why
Why Not
Year
Yourself
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Short of finding a place on the witness protection programme, you don't get many opportunities to completely reinvent your life. Going to university changes that. Away from home, away from parents, away from anyone who remembers you from school, you can pretend to be far cooler and more experienced than you are.
~ Charlie Brooker
Anyone
Away
Changes
Cooler
Experienced
Far
Finding
Get
Going
Home
Life
Many
More
Opportunities
Parents
Place
Pretend
Programme
Protection
Reinvent
Remembers
School
Short
Than
University
Who
Witness
You
Your
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Technology is a tool that has allowed us to swipe around like an angry toddler.
~ Charlie Brooker
Allowed
Angry
Around
Like
Technology
Toddler
Tool
Us
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The entire economy relies on the suspension of disbelief. So does a fairy story or an animated cartoon. This means that no matter how soberly the financial experts dress, no matter how dry their language, the economy they worship can only ever be as plausible as an episode of 'SpongeBob SquarePants.'
~ Charlie Brooker
Animated
Cartoon
Disbelief
Does
Dress
Dry
Economy
Entire
Episode
Ever
Experts
Fairy
Financial
How
Language
Matter
Means
Only
Plausible
Story
Suspension
Worship
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The fashion industry is an immense cultural and social blight that only gets a free pass because its would-be detractors are scared it'll start criticising their haircut.
~ Charlie Brooker
Because
Cultural
Fashion
Fashion Industry
Free
Gets
Haircut
Immense
Industry
Only
Pass
Scared
Social
Start
Would-Be
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The fashion industry is the worst possible vessel for conveying an ethical message about anything.
~ Charlie Brooker
About
Anything
Ethical
Fashion
Fashion Industry
Industry
Message
Possible
Vessel
Worst
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The logical quandaries thrown up by well-meaning systems are clearly something that I find darkly amusing.
~ Charlie Brooker
Amusing
Clearly
Find
Logical
Something
Systems
Thrown
Up
Well-Meaning
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The majority of people are perfectly capable of interacting with retail staff without spitting on them or whipping their hides like dawdling cattle, but Planet Earth still harbours more than its fair share of disappointments.
~ Charlie Brooker
Capable
Cattle
Disappointments
Earth
Fair
Fair Share
Hides
Interacting
Like
Majority
More
People
Perfectly
Planet
Planet Earth
Retail
Share
Staff
Still
Than
Them
Without
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The sole purpose of a crown is to make anyone not wearing one feel like an insignificant pauper. They're obscene to the point of satire.
~ Charlie Brooker
Anyone
Crown
Feel
Insignificant
Like
Make
Obscene
Point
Purpose
Satire
Sole
Sole Purpose
Wearing
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There are different groups of people in your life that you behave slightly differently with. You behave one way with your family. You behave in a different way with your work colleagues. You behave differently with your friends from the movie club, your fitness instructor - all subtly different personas.
~ Charlie Brooker
Behave
Club
Colleagues
Different
Different Way
Differently
Family
Fitness
Friends
Groups
Instructor
Life
Movie
One-Way
People
Slightly
Way
Work
You
Your
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There's so much stuff flying around online, and it's so easy to get into arguments with people.
~ Charlie Brooker
Argument
Around
Easy
Flying
Get
Much
Online
People
Stuff
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