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Zach Galifianakis Quotes
Privacy is big for me. To do interviews even, I have a very love/hate with it.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Big
Even
Interviews
Me
Privacy
Very
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Reciting lines is hard; making stuff up is much, much easier.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Easier
Hard
Lines
Making
Much
Stuff
Up
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Some people can be choosy because they're ultratalented or lucky or whatever, but yeah, there are certain things that might not be the greatest thing on my resume. But I don't sit back and go, 'Gosh, I wish I didn't do that.' It's all part of the growth of a career, whether you're an entertainer or a librarian.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Back
Because
Career
Certain
Certain Things
Choosy
Entertainer
Go
Gosh
Greatest
Greatest Thing
Growth
I Wish
Librarian
Lucky
Might
Part
People
Resume
Sit
Some
Some People
Thing
Things
Whatever
Whether
Wish
Yeah
You
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That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?
~ Zach Galifianakis
About
Amazing
People
Race
Show
White
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That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If we didn't do that, if we didn't push against those limits, we'd just be standing around onstage and yelling.
~ Zach Galifianakis
About
Against
Around
Comedy
Great
Great Things
Just
Just Be
Limits
Onstage
Other
People
Push
Say
Should
Standing
Supposed
Things
Those
Yelling
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The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to sit down and learn about each other personally. I think that's totally wiped out; I don't think it really exists anymore.
~ Zach Galifianakis
About
All Day
Anymore
Day
Disagree
Down
Drink
Each
Exists
Find
Go
I Think
Learn
Long
Other
Out
Personally
Really
Senators
Sit
Think
Time
Totally
Used
Wiped
Would
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There was a long time where I was an 'artist' in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Also
Artist
Back
Girlfriend
Guess
Had
Long
Long Time
Money
Never
Quotes
Then
Time
Where
Who
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There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot of people do. And they get the publicist, and they get all that stuff, and it becomes them. I think it's a stupid way to live your life. A really dumb way to live your life.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Actor
Adapt
After
Becomes
Being
Dumb
Existence
Get
Going
Hollywood
I Think
Life
Live
Lot
More
Movie
My Life
People
Publicist
Really
Stuff
Stupid
Than
Them
Think
Way
Where
Your
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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Actually
Ever
Funniest
Funny
Girlfriend
Heard
His
How
Know
Life
Like
Mean
My Life
Really
Say
Some
Songs
You
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We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
~ Zach Galifianakis
About
Always
Background
Being
Blood
Carolina
Coffee
Constantly
Debates
Drink
Drink Coffee
Family
Greek
Growing
Growing Up
North
North Carolina
Our
Politics
Talk
Talked
Up
Were
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When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Easy
Fun
Kind
Organically
Play
Role
Seems
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When I do stand-up for a long time, I'll get burned out, then I'll get an acting gig. For me, the grass is always greener. I'd like to do a mixture of all of it. My goal is just to do small movies that I've written. That's what I'm trying to do now, just write smaller movies.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Acting
Always
Burned
Get
Gig
Goal
Grass
Greener
Just
Like
Long
Long Time
Me
Mixture
Movies
Now
Out
Small
Smaller
Then
Time
Trying
Write
Written
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Choice
Funny
High
High School
Myself
Necessarily
People
School
Sit
Talk
Thought
Used
Were
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Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Agree
American
American Politics
Everyone
Good
Influences
Just
Left
Lot
Money
Much
Outside
Politics
Right
System
Too
Too Much
Too Much Money
Whether
You
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You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least, there is a delirium that starts kicking in on the fifteenth hour, and that can help. Below the just thirteenth hour is where I have a concern, because everybody's so tired.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Because
Below
Concern
Delirium
Everybody
Help
Hour
Hours
Just
Kicking
Know
Least
Long
Long Hours
Lot
Me
Sometimes
Starts
Takes
Tired
Where
Work
You
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01 October, 1969
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