Zach Galifianakis Quotes

A fantasy of mine is to do a podcast that's Marcel Marceau and I, and you only hear me laughing at him and trying to figure out what he's doing.
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.
Comedians paint ourselves into corners all the time, and tastes in comedy change. The guy in 'The Hangover' was a really fun character to do, and it was easy to do. But you have to find other things because audiences will let you do that for a little bit, and then they're like, 'What else do you have for us, monkey?'
Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...?
Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes.
I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.
I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
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