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I say things other people wish they could say. I don't pick on people - I empower them.
~ Barry Humphries
Could
Empower
Other
People
Pick
Say
Them
Things
Wish
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I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put cucumber on my eyes. By the time I'm finished, I look like a fruit salad with added fish. In the morning, the pillow is pretty much a write-off.
~ Barry Humphries
Added
Attach
By The Time
Elbows
Eyes
Face
Finished
Fish
Fruit
Lemon
Like
Look
Morning
Much
Night
Pillow
Pretty
Put
Salad
Squeezed
Time
Two
Whole
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I suffer greatly from nerves. I have stage-fright badly, and it gets worse, but the stage is still my life.
~ Barry Humphries
Badly
Gets
Greatly
Life
My Life
Nerves
Stage
Still
Suffer
Worse
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I think of myself as an actor. The duty of an actor is to be able to impersonate anything - a child, an old man, a tree, a chair, a woman.
~ Barry Humphries
Able
Actor
Anything
Chair
Child
Duty
I Think
Man
Myself
Old
Old Man
Think
Tree
Woman
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I'm approaching 70. Unfortunately, from the wrong direction.
~ Barry Humphries
Approaching
Direction
Unfortunately
Wrong
Wrong Direction
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In Australia, they really want to turn me into a religion. A religion! Can you imagine? The Church of Edna? Oh. I don't want to be over-revered.
~ Barry Humphries
Australia
Church
Imagine
Me
Oh
Really
Religion
Turn
Want
You
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In Edna, I created a satiric portrait of my hometown of Melbourne, a large provincial English city paradoxically in far Southeast Asia. She's a theatrical figure, related to vaudeville in some respects. She inhabits a world in which there are comparatively few female exponents of comedy.
~ Barry Humphries
Asia
City
Comedy
Comparatively
Created
English
Far
Female
Few
Figure
Hometown
Large
Melbourne
Portrait
Provincial
Related
Respects
She
Some
Southeast
Southeast Asia
Theatrical
Vaudeville
Which
World
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I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.
~ Barry Humphries
Benevolent
Decided
Neglect
Parenting
Secret
The Secret Of
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I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur.
~ Barry Humphries
Amateur
Because
Facebook
Fundamentally
Looked
Never
Page
Website
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I've played Beckett. I put on in the 1950s the first Australian production of 'Waiting for Godot.' I played Estragon. The most interesting conversation I've had about Beckett was with a Dublin taxi driver.
~ Barry Humphries
1950s
About
Australian
Conversation
Driver
Dublin
First
Had
Interesting
Most
Played
Production
Put
Taxi
Taxi Driver
Waiting
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I've turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor... and now I'm a style guru!
~ Barry Humphries
Australian
Doctor
Guru
Host
Housewife
Icon
Now
Ordinary
Spin
Style
Turned
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Madonna is a creation, so perhaps we should give her and the factory that created her a little credit, but I think that she should quietly disappear now. Poor Madge seems unable to decide whether she wants to look like Marilyn Monroe or Marlene Dietrich.
~ Barry Humphries
Created
Creation
Credit
Decide
Disappear
Factory
Give
Her
I Think
Like
Little
Look
Madonna
Marilyn
Marilyn Monroe
Monroe
Now
Perhaps
Poor
Quietly
Seems
She
Should
Think
Unable
Wants
Whether
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My husband passed away a long time ago, and of course a lot of people have courted me. I've been taken to dinner and also to things like Larry Hagman, in particular years ago. And more recently, of course, little Hugh Jackman - and he's too young for me though, frankly.
~ Barry Humphries
Also
Away
Been
Course
Dinner
Frankly
He
Hugh
Husband
Larry
Larry Hagman
Like
Little
Long
Long Time
Long Time Ago
Lot
Me
More
Particular
Passed
People
Recently
Taken
Things
Though
Time
Too
Years
Years Ago
Young
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Now the point of comedy is not just looking funny, it's use of language. We have at our disposal a great language... and the imaginative, creative use of that language can be at the service of humour.
~ Barry Humphries
Comedy
Creative
Disposal
Funny
Great
Humour
Imaginative
Just
Just Looking
Language
Looking
Now
Our
Point
Service
Use
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People only watch my shows for me, and those shows have remained evergreen long after the guests are forgotten.
~ Barry Humphries
After
Forgotten
Guests
Long
Me
Only
People
Remained
Shows
Those
Watch
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Peter Cook and Dudley Moore were friends and the last people I expected would predecease me. They were, in a sense, casualties of fame.
~ Barry Humphries
Casualties
Cook
Expected
Fame
Friends
Last
Me
Moore
People
Peter
Sense
Were
Would
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There's to be a film about my life. I can give this as an exclusive now. Meryl Streep was offered the part but, no, I wanted Kate Winslet. Kylie Minogue is playing me in middle age. In old age, I'm not sure who's going to play me. I haven't got there yet. Perhaps Cate Blanchett. Or Jacki Weaver.
~ Barry Humphries
About
Age
Cate Blanchett
Exclusive
Film
Give
Going
Got
I Can
Kate
Life
Me
Meryl
Meryl Streep
Middle
Middle Age
My Life
Now
Offered
Old
Old Age
Part
Perhaps
Play
Playing
Sure
Wanted
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What is extraordinary about the character of Edna - and I speak as though I am completely outside this character and I am talking to you - I'm, as it were, in the wings, and she's on stage, and every now and then she says something extremely funny, and I stand there and think: 'I wish I'd thought of that.'
~ Barry Humphries
About
Am
Character
Every
Extraordinary
Extremely
Funny
I Am
I Wish
Now
Now And Then
Outside
Says
She
Something
Speak
Stage
Stand
Talking
Then
Think
Though
Thought
Were
Wings
Wish
You
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'The Walking Dead' producers are really in touch, and appreciative, of their viewers.
~ Benedict Samuel
Appreciative
Dead
Producers
Really
Touch
Viewers
Walking
Walking Dead
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Good films that get made are so few and far between. I want to write and direct more, but only so I can keep a fresh perspective.
~ Benedict Samuel
Between
Direct
Far
Few
Films
Fresh
Get
Good
I Can
Keep
Made
More
Only
Perspective
Want
Write
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