Alan Coren Quotes

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

~ Alan Coren

After Choosing Consists Democracy Dictators Hear Think Want You Your

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I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

~ Alan Coren

Fool Foolproof I Wonder Items Keep Manufacturers Payroll Sometimes Test Things Two Wonder

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

~ Alan Coren

Both Chocolate Clock Cuckoo Give Invented Melt National Order Products Remember Since Snow Solely Solid Something Tourists

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

~ Alan Coren

Corner Interesting More Our People Room Should Standing Television Than Were

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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

~ Alan Coren

Accidents Act Cannot God Happen Insurance Likely Means Most Policies Roughly Which You

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Alan Coren

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27 June, 1938

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18 October, 2007

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