Arthur Baer Quotes Quotes

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

~ Arthur Baer

Back Climb Fellow Fence Good Neighbor Over Over It Smiles Who You

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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

~ Arthur Baer

Blood Blood Pressure High High Blood Pressure Library Newspaper Pressure

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A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

~ Arthur Baer

Adventurer Pipes Plumber Source Traces Who

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Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

~ Arthur Baer

Alimony Buying Dead Dead Horse Horse Like Oats

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His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

~ Arthur Baer

Bad He His Hours Insomnia Office Sleep

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If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

~ Arthur Baer

Big Big Things Face Little Little Things Only Print Things Thumbs You Your

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It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

~ Arthur Baer

Both Drowning Ends Helpful Man Rope Throwing

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Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

~ Arthur Baer

Chop Could Grove Lamb Past Throw Wolf

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She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

~ Arthur Baer

Any Could Diet Food Hands Hands-On Her Kind Lay She Used

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His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

~ Arthur Baer

Feet Full Head His Honest Larceny Were

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If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

~ Arthur Baer

End Laid Laws Our Would Would-Be You

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It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

~ Arthur Baer

Begins Impossible Justice Law Stops Tell Where

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It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

~ Arthur Baer

Could Drop Hear Pun Quiet You

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She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

~ Arthur Baer

Fault Generous Her Own She

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The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

~ Arthur Baer

Another Carelessness Ladies Looked Over

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09 January, 1886

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17 May, 1969

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