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All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up.
~ Ian Hislop
Any
Everyone
Given
Lawyers
Libel
More
Tell
Up
Will
You
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I've seen the Pokemon movie, which is probably the worst movie ever made on any subject ever.
~ Ian Hislop
Any
Ever
Made
Movie
Seen
Subject
Which
Worst
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Internet journalism is not a world we know very well at all. It's conducted more on the screen and less in bars, which makes it rather less useful for getting stories about people throwing up over one another, which is what one's after.
~ Ian Hislop
About
After
Another
Bars
Getting
Internet
Journalism
Know
Less
Makes
More
Over
People
Rather
Screen
Stories
Throwing
Up
Useful
Very
Well
Which
World
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No, there are no hard and fast rules about sources, no printed booklet to help journalists through.
~ Ian Hislop
About
Fast
Hard
Help
Journalists
Printed
Rules
Sources
Through
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There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You.
~ Ian Hislop
Awful
Awful Lot
Could
Got
Lot
Mostly
News
Stick
Television
Terrible
Which
You
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They may well say not only is this not true, but I will put in an injunction to prevent publication. No, stories don't go in unless I'm convinced by the people who write them that they're true. And if I'm wrong, then so be it.
~ Ian Hislop
By The People
Convinced
Go
May
Only
People
Prevent
Publication
Put
Say
Stories
Them
Then
True
Unless
Well
Who
Will
Write
Wrong
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This job certainly doesn't win you a huge amount of friends, I accept that, but it is very enjoyable, and deep down I think it's probably quite a worthwhile job.
~ Ian Hislop
Accept
Amount
Certainly
Deep
Deep Down
Down
Enjoyable
Friends
Huge
Huge Amount
I Think
Job
Quite
Think
Very
Win
Worthwhile
You
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For a long time I thought I should be a civil engineer. That seemed to be the only thing worth doing, and I chose the wrong subjects at A-level. I read all the sciences to start with, and then had to admit, 'This isn't what I want to do' and changed course.
~ Ian Hislop
Admit
Changed
Chose
Civil
Course
Doing
Engineer
Had
Long
Long Time
Only
Read
Sciences
Seemed
Should
Start
Subjects
The Only Thing
Then
Thing
Thought
Time
Want
Worth
Wrong
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I get paid to do what I enjoy, not that common a condition.
~ Ian Hislop
Common
Condition
Enjoy
Get
Paid
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I like making films about old people because they are repositories of amazing stories that they tell well. And they're incredibly good telly.
~ Ian Hislop
About
Amazing
Because
Films
Good
Incredibly
Like
Making
Old
Old People
People
Stories
Tell
Telly
Well
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I'd always assumed that I would die at about the same age as my dad - he was 45. I am five years in credit now. I can't get my head around the fact that I am older than he was - ever.
~ Ian Hislop
About
Age
Always
Am
Around
Assumed
Credit
Dad
Die
Ever
Fact
Five
Get
He
Head
I Am
Now
Older
Same
Same Age
Than
Would
Years
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I'm often accused of being prudish, but the opposite is true.
~ Ian Hislop
Accused
Being
Often
Opposite
True
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It is no longer acceptable in British politics to be fat or eccentric or religious.
~ Ian Hislop
Acceptable
British
Eccentric
Fat
Longer
Politics
Religious
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I've got a very peculiar sort of fame, based on being on the telly. It doesn't mean you have the lifestyle people expect.
~ Ian Hislop
Based
Being
Expect
Fame
Got
Lifestyle
Mean
Peculiar
People
Sort
Telly
Very
You
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My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty.
~ Ian Hislop
Clever
Done
Force
Funny
Gone
Life
Mother
My Life
Should
Terrific
University
Verbal
Very
Witty
Woman
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The best comedy is where you attack the strong, not the weak.
~ Ian Hislop
Attack
Best
Comedy
Strong
Weak
Where
You
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You can't understand Twenties England until you appreciate it was under a cloud of mourning. Nearly everyone was grieving.
~ Ian Hislop
Appreciate
Cloud
England
Everyone
Grieving
Mourning
Nearly
Twenties
Understand
Until
You
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You have a huge amount of confidence when you're younger, which slowly ebbs away for the rest of your life. You think: 'No problem. I can do that. Why shouldn't I do it?'
~ Ian Hislop
Amount
Away
Confidence
Huge
Huge Amount
I Can
Life
No Problem
Problem
Rest
Slowly
Think
Which
Why
You
Younger
Your
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