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George S Kaufman Quotes
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
~ George S. Kaufman
Absent
Author
Better
Dead
Dramatic
Only
Rehearsals
Than
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Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
~ George S. Kaufman
Caught
Dead
Epitaph
Eye
Finally
God
His
Waiter
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I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
~ George S. Kaufman
Less
Like
More
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I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
~ George S. Kaufman
Full
New
Play
Single
Understand
Your
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Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
~ George S. Kaufman
Hour
Hours
Lunch
Off
Office
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Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
~ George S. Kaufman
Closes
Night
Satire
Saturday
Saturday Night
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The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
~ George S. Kaufman
Doctor
Examining
He
Home
Kind
Me
Medicine
Studying
Want
Who
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
~ George S. Kaufman
Dinner
Expect
Face
Her
Invite
Look
Pay
Price
She
Woman
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When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
~ George S. Kaufman
Born
Dollars
I Was Born
Owed
Twelve
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George S. Kaufman
Profession
Dramatist
BirthDate
16 November, 1889
DeathDate
02 June, 1961
Country
United States
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