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It is possible to assemble a narrative for yourself, brokenly, on social media, only seeing what you want to look at.
~ Alexandra Petri
Assemble
Look
Media
Narrative
Only
Possible
Seeing
Social
Social Media
Want
You
Yourself
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It turns out that in order to think well, knowledge helps.
~ Alexandra Petri
Helps
Knowledge
Order
Out
Think
Turns
Well
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It's easier to find the joke in something when you think, 'This - this is ridiculous.'
~ Alexandra Petri
Easier
Find
Joke
Ridiculous
Something
Think
You
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It's not that Millennials don't believe some things are serious. We'll make 'It Gets Better' videos or perform comedy for disaster relief. But sum up our lives in a phrase? The Importance of Never Being Too Earnest.
~ Alexandra Petri
Being
Believe
Better
Comedy
Disaster
Earnest
Gets
Importance
Lives
Make
Millennials
Never
Our
Our Lives
Perform
Phrase
Relief
Serious
Some
Some Things
Sum
Things
Too
Up
Videos
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Journalists run many risks. It comes with the profession.
~ Alexandra Petri
Journalists
Many
Profession
Risks
Run
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Life has its trade-offs. As you age, you lose things like teeth and the ability to play in the ball pit at fast-food restaurants, and you gain things like experience and employer-based health insurance.
~ Alexandra Petri
Ability
Age
Ball
Experience
Gain
Health
Health Insurance
Insurance
Life
Like
Lose
Pit
Play
Restaurants
Teeth
Things
You
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Millennials don't go to rallies.
~ Alexandra Petri
Go
Millennials
Rallies
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Millennials give comics the kind of adulation past generations reserved for musicians. We respect Lady Gaga. But we'll travel hundreds of miles to touch the hem of Jon Stewart's robe.
~ Alexandra Petri
Adulation
Comics
Gaga
Generations
Give
Hundreds
Jon
Kind
Lady
Lady Gaga
Miles
Millennials
Musicians
Past
Reserved
Respect
Robe
Touch
Travel
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MS Paint was my creative outlet for many years.
~ Alexandra Petri
Creative
Creative Outlet
Many
Ms
Outlet
Paint
Years
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My first summer in college, I interned for Arena Stage in D.C. and taught a disastrous class on standup comedy to middle schoolers at the Arena Stage camp. I had never taught anything before, and needless to say, I quickly lost control of the class.
~ Alexandra Petri
Anything
Arena
Before
Camp
Class
College
Comedy
Control
Disastrous
First
Had
Lost
Middle
Needless
Never
Quickly
Say
Stage
Standup
Summer
Taught
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My goal is to be weirder than everybody else and hope that no one stops me. So far, no one has.
~ Alexandra Petri
Else
Everybody
Everybody Else
Far
Goal
Hope
Me
No-One
Stops
Than
Weirder
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Nearly everything faith-related that I have done at Harvard has been followed by free food, from going to services at Harvard's Episcopal Chaplaincy to attending a day of interfaith discussion and dialogue hosted by the university chaplains in the fall.
~ Alexandra Petri
Attending
Been
Day
Dialogue
Discussion
Done
Episcopal
Everything
Fall
Followed
Food
Free
Going
Harvard
Has-Been
Nearly
Services
University
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No generation has escaped it - one morning, your skill with the eight-track or the record player or the cotton gin suddenly ceases to impress. It's just one of those inevitable disappointments that come with growing up, like the realization that Santa doesn't exist or the way that music always takes a turn for the worse after you turn 30.
~ Alexandra Petri
After
Always
Ceases
Come
Cotton
Disappointments
Escaped
Exist
Generation
Gin
Growing
Growing Up
Impress
Inevitable
Just
Just One
Like
Morning
Music
One Morning
Player
Realization
Record
Record Player
Santa
Skill
Suddenly
Takes
Those
Turn
Up
Way
Worse
You
Your
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No matter how successful you are, no matter how good you are at what you do, even if a golden path rolls out in front of your feet your whole life, there will come one particularly bleak Tuesday when you glance over at Facebook and notice that Jen From Down The Hall has just won an Oscar.
~ Alexandra Petri
Bleak
Come
Down
Even
Facebook
Feet
Front
Glance
Golden
Good
Hall
How
Just
Life
Matter
Notice
Oscar
Out
Over
Particularly
Path
Rolls
Successful
Tuesday
Whole
Will
Won
You
Your
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No one has debates on Twitter.
~ Alexandra Petri
Debates
No-One
Twitter
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Obama isn't funny.
~ Alexandra Petri
Funny
Obama
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Once you start worrying, it's hard to stop.
~ Alexandra Petri
Hard
Once
Start
Stop
Worrying
You
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Once, as my New Year's Resolution, I telephoned the Extenze Male Enhancement hotline every day for a month.
~ Alexandra Petri
Day
Enhancement
Every
Every Day
Male
Month
New
Once
Resolution
Year
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One of the things I try to do - and I always regret when I'm not doing it - is I try to read as much as possible as I'm consuming news.
~ Alexandra Petri
Always
Consuming
Doing
Much
News
One Of The Things
Possible
Read
Regret
Things
Try
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People feel compelled to continue reading and hearing the news. Sometimes, you just want somebody to be yelling at it with you as you're reading it. I think of that as my function.
~ Alexandra Petri
Compelled
Continue
Feel
Function
Hearing
I Think
Just
News
People
Reading
Somebody
Sometimes
Think
Want
Yelling
You
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