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Think Tank, noun: The shower.
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.
Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
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