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A responsive crowd is great - they help you see new things in your comedy.
~ Michael McIntyre
Comedy
Crowd
Great
Help
New
New Things
Responsive
See
Things
You
Your
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Australia is fun, but completely exhausting and confusing because I never get on with the different time zone.
~ Michael McIntyre
Australia
Because
Confusing
Different
Exhausting
Fun
Get
Never
Time
Zone
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Before I went into comedy I was a loner, very much wrapped up in my own thoughts. But I always liked myself and the way I thought.
~ Michael McIntyre
Always
Before
Comedy
Liked
Loner
Much
My Own
Myself
Own
Thought
Thoughts
Up
Very
Way
Wrapped
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Britain's Got Talent' is about those moments when an unknown person takes to the stage and changes their life in the space of a few minutes.
~ Michael McIntyre
About
Britain
Changes
Few
Got
Life
Minutes
Moments
Person
Space
Stage
Takes
Talent
Those
Unknown
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Comedy provides an escape from the horrors of real life.
~ Michael McIntyre
Comedy
Escape
Horrors
Life
Provides
Real
Real Life
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Coming up with your own opinion is hard. When I go to see a movie I don't really know if I enjoyed it, so I ask my wife and listen to people talking on the way out. If they all say it was magnificent I'll agree!
~ Michael McIntyre
Agree
Ask
Coming
Enjoyed
Go
Hard
Know
Listen
Magnificent
Movie
Opinion
Out
Own
People
Really
Say
See
Talking
Up
Way
Wife
Your
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Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I just missed the sexy bit.
~ Michael McIntyre
Absolutely
Absolutely Not
Bit
Clearly
Fame
Find
Funny
Just
Me
Meant
Men
Missed
Sexy
Who
Women
Women Are
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Given this voice, I know it does sound like I've come from money. But my dad was Canadian and my mum Hungarian, so it's not like I have some high-society, upper-class English background.
~ Michael McIntyre
Background
Canadian
Come
Dad
Does
English
Given
Hungarian
Know
Like
Money
Mum
Some
Sound
Upper-Class
Voice
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Hard audiences tend to be when it's all men. It's when businesses have dos where they're at conferences all day then book a comedian for the evening. They're men of a certain age - basically middle-aged, balding, 50 to 60 years old and I just know I can't make these people laugh hysterically.
~ Michael McIntyre
Age
All Day
Audiences
Basically
Book
Businesses
Certain
Certain Age
Comedian
Conferences
Day
Evening
Hard
Just
Know
Laugh
Make
Men
Middle-Aged
Old
People
Tend
Then
Where
Years
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I always knew I was quite good at getting laughs. At school, I loved having a ready audience if I made a cheeky remark.
~ Michael McIntyre
Always
Audience
Cheeky
Getting
Good
Having
Knew
Laughs
Loved
Made
Quite
Ready
Remark
School
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I always used to want everyone to like me, because it used to hurt so much when people made snidey comments or gave me bad reviews, but I've learnt to deal with it.
~ Michael McIntyre
Always
Bad
Because
Comments
Deal
Everyone
Gave
Hurt
Learnt
Like
Made
Me
Much
People
Reviews
Used
Want
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I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring and I even had it engraved - with the price.
~ Michael McIntyre
Beautiful
Bought
Diamond
Even
Had
Price
Ring
Wife
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I call people 'captain' a lot and it makes them feel special. Until they hear me using it for everyone, that is.
~ Michael McIntyre
Call
Captain
Everyone
Feel
Hear
Lot
Makes
Me
People
Special
Them
Until
Using
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I can sit and write clever things, but that never quite works as well as when I'm just chatting about stupid things in the moment.
~ Michael McIntyre
About
Chatting
Clever
I Can
Just
Moment
Never
Quite
Sit
Stupid
Things
Well
Works
Write
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I definitely wanted a Ferrari 328 - I was obsessive about cars as a kid.
~ Michael McIntyre
About
Car
Definitely
Ferrari
Kid
Obsessive
Wanted
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I do speak well as I went to a posh school. But I come from no real breeding.
~ Michael McIntyre
Breeding
Come
Posh
Real
School
Speak
Well
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I don't eat huge amounts, I'm just very lazy. But then this story appeared about me being on a diet and several weeks later I was snapped on holiday with my ''new physique'' on display, which was basically my old physique under a baggy T-shirt. I hadn't been on any diet. But I felt I had to live up to it.
~ Michael McIntyre
About
Amount
Any
Appeared
Baggy
Basically
Been
Being
Diet
Display
Eat
Felt
Had
Holiday
Huge
Huge Amounts
Just
Later
Lazy
Live
Me
New
Old
Physique
Several
Story
T-Shirt
Then
Up
Very
Weeks
Which
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I don't go around straightening pictures or anything like that, but I do obsess about the safety of those I love, particularly the kids.
~ Michael McIntyre
About
Anything
Around
Go
I Love
Kids
Like
Love
Obsess
Particularly
Pictures
Safety
Those
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I don't have any writers. I never get a laugh with somebody else's jokes. I can't do it justice.
~ Michael McIntyre
Any
Else
Get
Jokes
Justice
Laugh
Never
Somebody
Writers
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I don't just like to use punchlines anymore, especially in arenas. They freak me out. There is nothing worse than 15,000 people waiting for a punchline.
~ Michael McIntyre
Anymore
Arenas
Freak
Just
Like
Me
Nothing
Out
People
Than
Use
Waiting
Worse
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copy
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