Dramatist Quotes

I shine in tears like the sun in April.
Joy is a subtle elf; I think one's happiest when he forgets himself.
I write plays for people who wouldn't be seen dead in the theatre.
Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit.
Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.
All publicity is good, except an obituary notice.
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.
I am a daylight atheist.
I am a drinker with writing problems.
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds.
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
I wish I'd been a mixed infant.
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke.
It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody.
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.
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