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I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so because I have a lot of stories to tell, and I like making audiences laugh. But that's not acting. That's just me being me.
~ Alan Zweibel
Acting
Actor
Am
Appear
Audiences
Because
Being
Doing
Enjoy
Every
I Am
Just
Laugh
Like
Lot
Making
Me
Often
Promote
Shows
Something
Stories
Talk
Talk Shows
Tell
Written
Yes
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I experimented with my own one-man show a couple of years ago in Aspen when HBO used to have their comedy festival there. I called it 'A History of Me.'
~ Alan Zweibel
Comedy
Couple
Couple Of Years Ago
Festival
HBO
History
Me
My Own
One-Man
Own
Show
Used
Years
Years Ago
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copy
I haven't written a brochure yet. It's killing me. I know I have a brochure or pamphlet in me yet.
~ Alan Zweibel
Know
Me
Pamphlet
Written
design
copy
I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing.
~ Alan Zweibel
Able
Age
Class
Class Clown
Clown
Early
Early Age
Found
Funny
Funny Stuff
Instead
Just
Laugh
Make
Mostly
People
Stuff
Supposed
Writing
Wrote
design
copy
I write. This is what I do. My job is to sit down with my vocabulary, select words, and decide what order they should be placed in an attempt to keep someone's attention and perhaps provide them with a laugh or two along the way.
~ Alan Zweibel
Along
Attempt
Attention
Decide
Down
I Write
Job
Keep
Laugh
Order
Perhaps
Placed
Provide
Select
Should
Sit
Someone
Them
Two
Vocabulary
Way
Words
Write
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I've been very lucky. I've written for most of my idols and the contemporaries.
~ Alan Zweibel
Been
Contemporaries
Idols
Lucky
Most
Very
Written
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I've been writing for people long enough to know that it has got to feel comfortable coming out of their mouths, especially when you're doing something that is first person and is so near and dear to you.
~ Alan Zweibel
Been
Comfortable
Coming
Dear
Doing
Enough
Feel
First
First-Person
Got
Know
Long
Mouths
Near
Out
People
Person
Something
Writing
You
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copy
I've had a bris, was Bar Mitzvahed and, on occasion, have referred to a temple as a shul. I've never denied it, nor have I disguised it. I am, indeed, a Jew.
~ Alan Zweibel
Am
Bar
Denied
Disguised
Had
I Am
Indeed
Jew
Never
Nor
Occasion
Referred
Temple
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It's an intangible thing, this thing we call talent, especially if we're in a position to teach and mentor others.
~ Alan Zweibel
Call
Intangible
Mentor
Others
Position
Talent
Teach
Thing
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copy
My job is to put words together and tell a story. If that doesn't work for you, it's not a war crime.
~ Alan Zweibel
Crime
Job
Put
Story
Tell
Together
War
Words
Work
You
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copy
Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment.
~ Alan Zweibel
Ability
Accepted
Acquired
Around
Being
Compliment
Funny
Innate
Labeled
Only
Regarding
Us
Way
Whether
World
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copy
Writers are born, not made. We can hone the craft. We need to try to encourage someone and make a dialogue, suggesting ways to do something differently or how to improve.
~ Alan Zweibel
Born
Craft
Dialogue
Differently
Encourage
Hone
How
Improve
Made
Make
Need
Someone
Something
Suggesting
Try
Ways
Writers
design
copy
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