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I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered.
~ Billy Connolly
Away
Because
Chasing
Dogs
Done
Door
Get
Independent
Mostly
Offered
Okay
People
Scripts
Share
Stuff
Wild
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I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.
~ Billy Connolly
Algebra
Go
Know
Learn
Likely
Never
Should
Why
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I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
~ Billy Connolly
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I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
~ Billy Connolly
Angeles
Days
Every
I Love
Itself
Los
Los Angeles
Love
Two
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I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place.
~ Billy Connolly
About
Absolutely
Always
Child
Delightful
Go
Japan
Lot
Loved
Place
Read
Smashing
Used
Wanted
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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.
~ Billy Connolly
Afraid
Am
Far
I Am
I Think
Imagination
Insecurities
Myself
Nearly
Outweigh
Securities
Think
Used
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I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.
~ Billy Connolly
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I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
~ Billy Connolly
Always
Army
Does
Go
Knives
Red
See
Switzerland
Those
Wanted
Wee
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If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
~ Billy Connolly
Come
First
First Name
He
How
Jesus
Jew
Mexican
Name
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It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things.
~ Billy Connolly
Christianity
Different
Different Things
God
He
Islam
Judaism
Me
Same
Seems
Telling
Them
Things
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
~ Billy Connolly
Again
Bicycle
Invention
Kit
Marriage
Repair
Then
Wonderful
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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
~ Billy Connolly
Definition
Intellectual
Listen
Lone
Lone Ranger
Ranger
Someone
Tell
Thinking
Who
William
Without
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
~ Billy Connolly
Department
Me
Parents
Pet
Take
Tell
Used
Zoo
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Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
~ Billy Connolly
Alone
Left
Man
Never
Tea
Trust
Try
Who
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The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.
~ Billy Connolly
About
Afterwards
Attack
Exactly
Exactly The Same
Glasgow
Great
Great Thing
Look
Nuclear
Same
Thing
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The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know.
~ Billy Connolly
America
Because
Being
Built
I Love
Know
Like
Love
Music
New
New York
Only
Only Time
Optimism
See
Style
Time
Wanted
Would
York
You
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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
~ Billy Connolly
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All the songs we do are basically about one of three things: booze, sex or rock n roll.
~ Bon Scott
About
Basically
Booze
Rock
Rock-N-Roll
Roll
Sex
Songs
Things
Three
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I was in a band called the valentines and they broke up last week.
~ Bon Scott
Band
Broke
Last
Up
Week
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I'm a special drunkard... I drink too much.
~ Bon Scott
Drink
Drunkard
Much
Special
Too
Too Much
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