Victor Borge Quotes

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

~ Victor Borge

Happily He His Married Wife

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

~ Victor Borge

Anything Anything Else Aspirations Because Between Else His Humor Limitations Logic Man More See Something Than Thrive Truth You

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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

~ Victor Borge

All Year Back Daylight Going Hour Inflation Mind Only Saved Saving The Only Thing Thing Time Will Year

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I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

~ Victor Borge

Know Only Other Pieces Two

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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

~ Victor Borge

Children I Wish Making Necessary Parents Possible Thank Wish

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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

~ Victor Borge

Away Caused Just Just One Laughter Person Reward Tear Wipe

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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

~ Victor Borge

Between Closest Distance Laughter People Two Two People

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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.

~ Victor Borge

Caught Cure Died Disease Father Invented Mother Unfortunately Which

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

~ Victor Borge

Idea Once Once A Year Only People Right Right Idea Santa Santa Claus Visit Year

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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

~ Victor Borge

Between Burns Difference Longer Viola Violin

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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

~ Victor Borge

Appearance Head Her Improves Off Opera She Sings Star

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Victor Borge

Profession

Musician

BirthDate

03 January, 1909

DeathDate

23 December, 2000

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