Robert Orben Quotes

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff.
President Ford used humor a great deal.
Telling a joke is risk taking. Younger people are more insecure and not willing to put themselves on the line, so a quick one-liner is much safer.
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
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Robert Orben
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04 March, 1927
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