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Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
~ Norm MacDonald
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
~ Norm MacDonald
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I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
~ Norm MacDonald
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I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
~ Norm MacDonald
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I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.
~ Norm MacDonald
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I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
~ Norm MacDonald
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I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
~ Norm MacDonald
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I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
~ Norm MacDonald
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I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away.
~ Norm MacDonald
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It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.
~ Norm MacDonald
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
~ Norm MacDonald
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Norm MacDonald
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17 October, 1963
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