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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
~ Mark Twain
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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
~ Mark Twain
Make
Never
Rule
Sleeping
Smoke
While
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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
~ Mark Twain
Make
Me
Mind
Much
Must
Quantity
Sometimes
Takes
Up
Week
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I never let schooling interfere with my education.
~ Mark Twain
Education
Interfere
Never
Schooling
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
~ Mark Twain
Able
Answer
Did
Gratified
Know
Promptly
Said
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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
~ Mark Twain
Able
Had
Opportunity
See
Seldom
Until
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I've never let my school interfere with my education.
~ Mark Twain
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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
~ Mark Twain
Book
Discover
His
Ideally
Order
Own
Reader
Would
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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
~ Mark Twain
Best
Biggest
Eat
First
First Thing
Frog
Frogs
Job
Morning
Thing
Two
Your
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
~ Mark Twain
Cat
Could
Crossed
Deteriorate
Improve
Man
Would
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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
~ Mark Twain
Cincinnati
End
Everything
Later
Ten
Ten Years
Want
World
Years
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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
~ Mark Twain
Any
Any Other Way
Cannot
Cat
Hold
Learn
Other
Tail
Things
Way
You
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
~ Mark Twain
Anything
Remember
Tell
Truth
You
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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
~ Mark Twain
Boards
First
First Place
God
He
Idiots
Made
Place
Practice
School
Then
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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
~ Mark Twain
24 Hours
Counted
Different
Different Kinds
Hours
Inside
Kinds
Spring
Weather
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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
~ Mark Twain
Bible
Bother
Me
Parts
Those
Understand
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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
~ Mark Twain
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
~ Mark Twain
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
~ Mark Twain
Better
Deserve
Honors
Than
Them
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
~ Mark Twain
Better
Closed
Doubt
Fool
Keep
Mouth
Open
People
Remove
Than
Think
You
Your
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