Abe Lemons Quotes

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

~ Abe Lemons

Anybody Damn Less Miss Than Them

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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

~ Abe Lemons

Call Doctor Finish Finish Last Idiot Last League Medical Medical School School You Your

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I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

~ Abe Lemons

Any Players Plays Rather Tricky

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I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

~ Abe Lemons

Die Jog Sick Want

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It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

~ Abe Lemons

Contest Had Hole Three

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One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

~ Abe Lemons

Any Clean Clean Living Day Good Like Living One Day Practice You

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

~ Abe Lemons

Day Get Never Off Retirement Trouble You

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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

~ Abe Lemons

Ball Basket Darn Juliet Only Plays Put Really Romeo Romeo And Juliet Two

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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

~ Abe Lemons

Call Class Doctor Fellow Finishes Graduating Him His Know Last Medical Medical School School Who You

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Abe Lemons

Profession

Coach

BirthDate

21 November, 1922

DeathDate

02 September, 2002

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