Craig Ferguson Quotes

I'm careful with money.
I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.
I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.
I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.
I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.
I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.
I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.
If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.
If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.
Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.
It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.
It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure.
It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.
It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.
Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.
My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.
Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.
Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people.
The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.
The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.
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Craig Ferguson
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17 May, 1962
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