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As a child I was very into gadgets and machines and robots. The idea of experimenting with machines to create art was always something I tinkered with.
~ Reggie Watts
Always
Art
Child
Create
Experimenting
Gadgets
Idea
Machines
Robots
Something
Very
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As a little kid when I would watch 'Monty Python'... that would just blow me away because it was just so silly and absurd, but so intelligent, and I loved that.
~ Reggie Watts
Absurd
Away
Because
Blow
Intelligent
Just
Kid
Little
Little Kid
Loved
Me
Monty
Monty Python
Python
Silly
Watch
Would
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As long as I have a good time, the audience usually has a good time.
~ Reggie Watts
Audience
Good
Good Time
Long
Time
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At my shows you have time to relax, time to just enjoy something really dumb, time to laugh at something that's weird or unexpected and time to think. There's all sorts of things happening and it's great being able to go any way I choose at any given moment.
~ Reggie Watts
Able
Any
Any Given Moment
Being
Choose
Dumb
Enjoy
Given
Go
Great
Happening
Just
Laugh
Moment
Really
Relax
Shows
Something
Sort
Things
Think
Time
Unexpected
Way
Weird
You
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Essentially a joke is creating an idea, whether sonic or visual, whether it's something musical or a traditional joke.
~ Reggie Watts
Creating
Essentially
Idea
Joke
Musical
Something
Sonic
Traditional
Visual
Whether
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Every performance is an opportunity to have something new or to learn something new.
~ Reggie Watts
Every
Learn
New
Opportunity
Performance
Something
Something New
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For most of my life I've liked to pretend I live in a starship. Punching in fake codes to get into doorways that obviously are not secure. I love that idea of living on a spaceship. Because essentially we are: a gigantic thing floating in some infinite darkness that's running on principles that we don't even understand.
~ Reggie Watts
Because
Codes
Darkness
Essentially
Even
Fake
Floating
Get
Gigantic
I Love
Idea
Infinite
Life
Liked
Live
Living
Love
Most
My Life
Obviously
Pretend
Principles
Punching
Running
Secure
Some
Spaceship
Thing
Understand
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I compare a lot of life to looking at a map through a straw. The less ability you have to see life in a humorous way, the smaller the straw is that you're looking at the map of life. You're not looking at the whole picture. You can't see the whole topography without it, and it can help you to make better choices.
~ Reggie Watts
Ability
Better
Choices
Compare
Help
Humorous
Less
Life
Looking
Lot
Make
Map
Picture
See
Smaller
Straw
Through
Way
Whole
Without
You
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I consider myself something of a self-taught anthropologist. I try not to talk about something unless it's something I love. But if it's something that really annoys me, I fixate on it, learn something about it and then, when I'm onstage, it comes out.
~ Reggie Watts
About
Annoys
Anthropologist
Consider
I Love
Learn
Love
Me
Myself
Onstage
Out
Really
Self-Taught
Something
Talk
Then
Try
Unless
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I don't really like to drink. I don't like the way alcohol feels or tastes. On occasion I'll do it as a social thing, just to kind of go, 'Hey! I did something with you guys!'
~ Reggie Watts
Alcohol
Did
Drink
Feels
Go
Guys
Hey
Just
Kind
Like
Occasion
Really
Social
Something
Tastes
Thing
Way
You
You Guys
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I don't think immortality is necessarily the key to understanding the world. You have to be careful with what you think you're achieving. I'm all for science discovering amazing and fantastic things about our world, but I think the motivations behind it are slightly askew.
~ Reggie Watts
About
Achieving
Amazing
Be Careful
Behind
Careful
Discovering
Fantastic
I Think
Immortality
Key
Motivations
Necessarily
Our
Our World
Science
Slightly
Things
Think
Understanding
World
You
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I guess as a kid, I was always creative, and I was involved in music, like piano and violin and choir, so I always knew - I always knew that I wanted to do something that would allow me to be who I am. Generally, that was creatively, imaginatively.
~ Reggie Watts
Allow
Always
Am
Choir
Creative
Creatively
Generally
Guess
I Am
Involved
Kid
Knew
Like
Me
Music
Piano
Something
Violin
Wanted
Who
Would
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I guess, in a way, I grew up mixed race: half white, half black. That question's always been on my mind: 'What are you? Are you this or that? Are you a white dude or are you a black dude?' In a strange way, music and comedy is kind of the same thing. I'm both. They're just different modes of expression.
~ Reggie Watts
Always
Been
Black
Both
Comedy
Different
Dude
Expression
Grew
Guess
Half
Just
Kind
Mind
Mixed
Modes
Music
Question
Race
Same
Same Thing
Strange
Strange Way
Thing
Up
Way
White
You
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I had a job at a movie theater for like a year and a half and then a job at a health food store for, like, two years. Those were the only two jobs I ever had.
~ Reggie Watts
Ever
Food
Had
Half
Health
Job
Jobs
Like
Movie
Movie Theater
Only
Store
Theater
Then
Those
Two
Were
Year
Years
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I have visualizations where I'm living in a really cool place - probably outside of town - with a really dope studio where I can record music or film things. Just have my own mini production house. That's really the thing I'd love to end up with the most and only do gigs when I needed to and also amass a little bit of a crew around me.
~ Reggie Watts
Also
Around
Bit
Cool
Crew
Dope
End
Film
Gigs
House
I Can
Just
Little
Little Bit
Living
Love
Me
Mini
Most
Music
My Own
Needed
Only
Outside
Own
Place
Production
Really
Record
Studio
Thing
Things
Town
Up
Where
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I like joking around and being a little mischievous. Once an audience or even a group of friends realizes that you're being benevolent about it, then they're along for the ride.
~ Reggie Watts
About
Along
Around
Audience
Being
Benevolent
Even
Friends
Group
Joking
Like
Little
Mischievous
Once
Ride
Then
You
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I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make sense. 'Monty Python' does a good job of it; 'Bugs Bunny,' too.
~ Reggie Watts
Absurd
Bugs
Bunny
Creating
Does
Feeling
Good
Good Job
Job
Like
Make
Monty
Monty Python
Python
Sense
Too
World
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I love photographs. I love taking photographs. When I see something that's great, I want to capture that. You put it out there and on a place like Instagram you can put it there and review it later.
~ Reggie Watts
Capture
Great
I Love
I See
Instagram
Later
Like
Love
Out
Photographs
Place
Put
Review
See
Something
Taking
Want
You
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I love the idea of something beautiful happening, and then it being abrasively cut into. Because in a way it's similar to switching channels or surfing the web; I like people getting lulled into something and then taking them somewhere else.
~ Reggie Watts
Beautiful
Because
Being
Channels
Cut
Else
Getting
Happening
I Love
Idea
Like
Love
People
Similar
Something
Somewhere
Somewhere Else
Surfing
Switching
Taking
Them
Then
Way
Web
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I mean, the type of art that I enjoy is art that - I enjoy a very broad spectrum, but I especially like art that leaves me a little confused and uncertain as to what just happened.
~ Reggie Watts
Art
Broad
Confused
Enjoy
Happened
Just
Leaves
Like
Little
Me
Mean
Spectrum
Type
Uncertain
Very
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