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I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won't bear any relation to what's in your head and that's always disappointing.
~ Victoria Wood
Always
Any
Bear
Blank
Blank Page
Disappointing
Down
Fear
Find
First
First Thing
Gets
Going
Got
Hard
Head
Like
Lot
More
Now
Once
Page
Relation
Scary
Start
Than
The First Thing
Thing
Used
Write
Writing
You
Your
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I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.
~ Victoria Wood
Car
Car Keys
Drove
Everyone
Got
Keys
Know
Middle
Once
Parties
Room
Those
Throws
Where
Who
Years
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I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.
~ Victoria Wood
Being
Come
God
Off
Pill
Sometimes
Telling
Think
Way
You
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I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.
~ Victoria Wood
Ate
Food
Make
My Own
Own
Room
Used
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If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.
~ Victoria Wood
Act
Behave
Ceremony
Feel
Normally
Obliged
Only
People
Someone
Special
Stand
Treat
You
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
~ Victoria Wood
Attention
Behind
Easy
Focus
House
Just
Lives
London
Sting
You
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In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.
~ Victoria Wood
Agents
Because
Double
Fat
Feel
Girl
Going
Knew
Round
Seeing
Were
Which
Who
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In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
~ Victoria Wood
Could
Day
Education
Just
Off
Picked
Sex
Sex Education
Television
Up
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Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.
~ Victoria Wood
Champagne
Drink
Eat
Fair
Fast
Fast Lane
Lane
Life
Loose
Not Fair
Our
Sandwiches
Some
Us
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Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.
~ Victoria Wood
Deserves
Everybody
Literature
Lives
Music
Paintings
People
Same
Way
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Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system.
~ Victoria Wood
Child
Education
Element
Every
Life
Music
Parcel
Part
Part And Parcel
Should
System
Via
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My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.
~ Victoria Wood
Anything
Believe
Bother
Feel
Good
Great
Her
I Think
Make
Me
Mind
Mother
Never
Northern
People
Please
Praise
Proud
Quite
Say
She
Think
Too
Trying
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People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.
~ Victoria Wood
Always
Doing
Hate
Interviews
Like
People
Them
Think
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Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.
~ Victoria Wood
Go
Internet
Radio
Television
TV
Variety
Will
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Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?
~ Victoria Wood
Harassment
Problem
Sexual
Work
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Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.
~ Victoria Wood
Age
Chance
Down
Dropping
Find
Finding
Gentlemen
Girlfriends
I Think
Me
Much
Somebody
Think
Well
Years
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
~ W. C. Fields
Man
Money
Nothing
Poor
Poor Man
Rich
Rich Man
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
~ W. C. Fields
Decency
Drink
Drove
Even
Her
Me
Thank
Woman
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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
~ W. C. Fields
Both
Favorable
Head
Pocket
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
~ W. C. Fields
Ah
Around
Butler
Feet
Having
House
Like
Little
Midget
Nothing
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