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Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

~ S. J. Perelman

Bottom Dealing Deck Fate

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He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.

~ S. J. Perelman

Bit Bite He Helped Him His Immediately Lip Manner Maternal Sympathy Which

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I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

~ S. J. Perelman

Had Horse You

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I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.

~ S. J. Perelman

After Again Along Always Back Dispose Fit Get Go God Gone I Can I See Living Off See Started Teeth

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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

~ S. J. Perelman

21st Century Adult Century Learning Living Most Will

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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

~ S. J. Perelman

Distant Dying Love Love Is Triumphant Violin

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The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.

~ S. J. Perelman

Fact Like Only Out Personality Us You

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S. J. Perelman

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01 February, 1904

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17 October, 1979

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United States

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