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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
~ Alan Coren
After
Choosing
Consists
Democracy
Dictators
Hear
Think
Want
You
Your
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I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.
~ Alan Coren
Fool
Foolproof
I Wonder
Items
Keep
Manufacturers
Payroll
Sometimes
Test
Things
Two
Wonder
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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
~ Alan Coren
Both
Chocolate
Clock
Cuckoo
Give
Invented
Melt
National
Order
Products
Remember
Since
Snow
Solely
Solid
Something
Tourists
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
~ Alan Coren
Corner
Interesting
More
Our
People
Room
Should
Standing
Television
Than
Were
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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.
~ Alan Coren
Accidents
Act
Cannot
God
Happen
Insurance
Likely
Means
Most
Policies
Roughly
Which
You
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Alan Coren
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BirthDate
27 June, 1938
DeathDate
18 October, 2007
Country
United Kingdom
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