Carrot Top Quotes

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

~ Carrot Top

Call Carrot Carrot Top Me More Nickname People Thought Top

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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

~ Carrot Top

Comics Like Other See Well

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I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

~ Carrot Top

Always Anything Because Fun Kiss Make Music Particularly Think

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I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

~ Carrot Top

Always Billboards Commercials General Interesting Kind Liked Marketing Thing Thought

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I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

~ Carrot Top

Attack College Got Plan Really

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I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.

~ Carrot Top

He Like Looked Me Never Threat

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I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

~ Carrot Top

Actually Bothers Comics Different Fact I Think Lot People Some Something Success Think

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I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

~ Carrot Top

Become Becoming Character Comfortable I Think More Speaking Stage Start Think You Yourself

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I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

~ Carrot Top

Evolved I Think Kind Over Think Years

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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

~ Carrot Top

Class Class Clown Clown Family Funny Home School Very

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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

~ Carrot Top

Beings Hate Human Human Beings Like Nature Our People Success Successful Successful People

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It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

~ Carrot Top

Anybody Anything Bad Except Girlfriends Never Old Three Two Weird Wish

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Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

~ Carrot Top

Beautiful Help Like

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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

~ Carrot Top

Comedy Could Doing Go Gone Hook Little More Name Needed Real Real Name Scott Something Started Thompson Thought

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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

~ Carrot Top

Fitting Fitting In Jokes Laugh Making People Through Way

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My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

~ Carrot Top

Laugh Like Make Making Me People Way

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On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

~ Carrot Top

Area Back Back To School Beach Clubs Down Florida Go Key Palm Play School Surrounding Then Week Weekends West Would

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People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

~ Carrot Top

Always Compare Label People Put Something Want You

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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

~ Carrot Top

About Because Big Give Give Me Hair Hard Hard Time Me Orange People Time

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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

~ Carrot Top

Because Everything Far Future Happen Happens I Think Look Reason Think Too Try Will

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25 February, 1967

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