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It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming.
~ Victoria Jackson
Because
Best
Coming
Ever
Guys
Had
Job
Just
Leaving
Left
New
Team
Were
Whole
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Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.
~ Victoria Jackson
Entertainment
Maybe
Reality
Supposed
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Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.
~ Victoria Jackson
Conscience
Down
How
Hurt
I Can
Learn
Maybe
Only
Parts
The Only Thing
Thing
Turn
Would
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Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.
~ Victoria Jackson
Also
Christians
Comedian
Could
Ever
Example
Fun
Have Fun
If I Could
Maybe
Successful
Then
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Movies are nice, but there are very few roles for women and most of them are sluts or something.
~ Victoria Jackson
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Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it.
~ Victoria Jackson
Deserve
Fun
Kind
Making
Mind
Money
Now
People
Preachers
Steal
Those
Who
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Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.
~ Victoria Jackson
Attempt
Back
Bind
God
Himself
Man
Relationship
Religion
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So finally I came up with a thing that felt really pure, and I'm Christian, so when I hear about death I have a lot of hope because I believe in Jesus and life after death, and John 3:16.
~ Victoria Jackson
About
After
Because
Believe
Came
Christian
Death
Felt
Finally
Hear
Hope
I Believe
I Believe In
I Came
Jesus
John
Life
Lot
Pure
Really
Thing
Up
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Sometimes I like to vent.
~ Victoria Jackson
Like
Sometimes
Vent
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That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.
~ Victoria Jackson
Because
Business
Fantasy
Guitar
Life
Like
Much
Perfect
Perfect Life
Pretty
Show
Show Business
Sing
Wanted
Why
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The bottom line of Hollywood is money.
~ Victoria Jackson
Bottom
Bottom Line
Hollywood
Line
Money
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There was a lot of Southern Baptist preachers and some yelling ones but mostly we had a pastor who didn't scream and I found a lot of comfort and joy and peace as a child hearing the Bible.
~ Victoria Jackson
Baptist
Bible
Child
Comfort
Found
Had
Hearing
Joy
Lot
Mostly
Pastor
Peace
Preachers
Scream
Some
Southern
Southern Baptist
Who
Yelling
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They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open.
~ Victoria Jackson
Bible
Crack
Desperately
Lives
Meaning
Open
Searching
Will
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When you go on an audition it's very frightening.
~ Victoria Jackson
Audition
Frightening
Go
Very
You
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A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.
~ Victoria Wood
Each
Female
Generally
Lot
Men
Other
Panel
Programmes
Rely
Sparring
Thing
Very
Which
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Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.
~ Victoria Wood
Acting
Costumes
Favourite
Like
Thing
Wearing
Wigs
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All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.
~ Victoria Wood
All My Friends
Boyfriend
Boyfriend
Friends
Getting
Started
Want
Wanted
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I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions.
~ Victoria Wood
Day
Emotions
First
Idea
Important
Lives
People
Reconnect
Revive
Stayed
Suddenly
Then
True
Very
Were
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
~ Victoria Wood
Bit
Crossing
Got
Just
Level
Like
Place
Sort
Waist
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I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.
~ Victoria Wood
Brick
Certificate
Degree
Diving
Does
Evenings
Got
Intellectuals
Know
Life
Mean
My Life
Rubber
Spend
Why
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