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Zach Galifianakis Quotes
A fantasy of mine is to do a podcast that's Marcel Marceau and I, and you only hear me laughing at him and trying to figure out what he's doing.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Doing
Fantasy
Figure
He
Hear
Him
Laughing
Me
Mine
Only
Out
Trying
You
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Always
Audience
Good
Lead
Sometimes
Think
Wrong
You
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Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Actually
Hate
Joint
Joints
Kind
New
New York
Person
Strip
Used
York
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American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.
~ Zach Galifianakis
American
American Society
Down
Loves
People
Prop
Society
Take
Them
Then
Up
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As a comic, it's anti-comedy to be known. I think a lot of comedic actors get lost in this world of Hollywood and all this stuff. They lose what brought them there in the first place. I'm very trepidatious about it.
~ Zach Galifianakis
About
Actor
Brought
Comedic
Comic
First
First Place
Get
Hollywood
I Think
Known
Lose
Lost
Lot
Place
Stuff
Them
Think
Very
World
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As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Anger
Angle
Bury
Different
Get
Just
Maybe
More
Older
See
World
You
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Comedians paint ourselves into corners all the time, and tastes in comedy change. The guy in 'The Hangover' was a really fun character to do, and it was easy to do. But you have to find other things because audiences will let you do that for a little bit, and then they're like, 'What else do you have for us, monkey?'
~ Zach Galifianakis
Audiences
Because
Bit
Change
Character
Comedians
Comedy
Corners
Easy
Else
Find
Fun
Guy
Hangover
Like
Little
Little Bit
Monkey
Other
Ourselves
Paint
Really
Tastes
Then
Things
Time
Us
Will
You
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Always
Done
Fat
Hilarious
Jokes
Long
Me
Towards
Yourself
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Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...?
~ Zach Galifianakis
About
Lifetime
Seen
Show
Woman
You
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Hollywood's built on insecurity. People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Built
Guilty
Hollywood
Insecurity
People
Prove
Things
Trying
Way
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I am going to be the next Ryan Gosling.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Am
Going
I Am
Next
Ryan
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I am not into publicity. I'm not good at it. I get anxiety about it.
~ Zach Galifianakis
About
Am
Anxiety
Get
Good
I Am
Publicity
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I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Anything
Away
Eyes
Get
I Can
Just
People
Roll
Sincere
Try
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I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Become
Cursing
Feel
Find
I Feel
I Feel Like
Like
Movies
New
Try
You
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I get burned out on standup. But I like acting. I do like it. But sometimes you just feel like a monkey. You just feel like a complete tool. But I like it. I do like it. Stand-up is just more free. A lot more freedom because you just do what you want to do.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Acting
Because
Burned
Complete
Feel
Free
Freedom
Get
Just
Like
Lot
Monkey
More
Out
Sometimes
Standup
Tool
Want
You
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I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Around
Carolina
Colony
Either
Farm
Groom
Hang
Land
North
North Carolina
Out
People
Place
Put
Soon
Tractor
Want
Where
Write
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I haven't been hit since Leon Spinks hit me in '92.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Been
Hit
Me
Since
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I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Being
Comic
Doing
Just
Keep
Liked
Maintain
Myself
Thing
Try
Underground
Want
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I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Kind
Know
Myself
Out
Person
Pilates
Put
Quiet
Surprising
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I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
~ Zach Galifianakis
Brothers
Comedies
Dark
Like
Why
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