W C Fields Quotes

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

~ W. C. Fields

Man Money Nothing Poor Poor Man Rich Rich Man

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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

~ W. C. Fields

Decency Drink Drove Even Her Me Thank Woman

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Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

~ W. C. Fields

Both Favorable Head Pocket

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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

~ W. C. Fields

Ah Around Butler Feet Having House Like Little Midget Nothing

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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

~ W. C. Fields

Family Men Most Were Women

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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

~ W. C. Fields

Always Carry Case Furthermore Small Snake Whiskey

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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

~ W. C. Fields

Animals Anyone Bad Children Hates Who

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Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

~ W. C. Fields

Again Children Ever Heard Neither Seen Should

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Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

~ W. C. Fields

About Heart Last Live Long Will Worry You Your

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Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

~ W. C. Fields

Cold Death Drown Sting Thy Where Whiskey

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

~ W. C. Fields

Against Always Anybody Hell Never Vote

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Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

~ W. C. Fields

Fields Here Lies Living Philadelphia Rather Would

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

~ W. C. Fields

Betting Horse Keeps People Sense Thing Which

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

~ W. C. Fields

Also Always Case Handy I See Keep See Snake Supply Which

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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

~ W. C. Fields

Am Applied Chair Electricity Expert Father I Am Occupied Prison State

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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

~ W. C. Fields

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

~ W. C. Fields

Add Cook Even Food Sometimes Wine

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I drink therefore I am.

~ W. C. Fields

Am Drink I Am Therefore

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I like children - fried.

~ W. C. Fields

Children Fried Like

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I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

~ W. C. Fields

Also Bottle Case Handy I See Keep Like See Snake Which

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W. C. Fields

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29 January, 1880

DeathDate

25 December, 1946

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