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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

~ Mark Twain

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

~ Mark Twain

Make Never Rule Sleeping Smoke While

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

~ Mark Twain

Make Me Mind Much Must Quantity Sometimes Takes Up Week

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I never let schooling interfere with my education.

~ Mark Twain

Education Interfere Never Schooling

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

~ Mark Twain

Able Answer Did Gratified Know Promptly Said

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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.

~ Mark Twain

Able Had Opportunity See Seldom Until

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I've never let my school interfere with my education.

~ Mark Twain

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Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.

~ Mark Twain

Book Discover His Ideally Order Own Reader Would

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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

~ Mark Twain

Best Biggest Eat First First Thing Frog Frogs Job Morning Thing Two Your

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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

~ Mark Twain

Cat Could Crossed Deteriorate Improve Man Would

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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

~ Mark Twain

Cincinnati End Everything Later Ten Ten Years Want World Years

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If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

~ Mark Twain

Any Any Other Way Cannot Cat Hold Learn Other Tail Things Way You

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

~ Mark Twain

Anything Remember Tell Truth You

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

~ Mark Twain

Boards First First Place God He Idiots Made Place Practice School Then

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

~ Mark Twain

24 Hours Counted Different Different Kinds Hours Inside Kinds Spring Weather

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

~ Mark Twain

Bible Bother Me Parts Those Understand

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

~ Mark Twain

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

~ Mark Twain

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

~ Mark Twain

Better Deserve Honors Than Them

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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

~ Mark Twain

Better Closed Doubt Fool Keep Mouth Open People Remove Than Think You Your

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